The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ed Venture]

These were Harmony's new special agents with flame retardant bones.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Until the journalists dragged Kandra deeper into the flames, smothering their healing/fire proof bones.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The journalists were actually spies. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

The journalists were actually spies. 

For Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xinoehp looked up with a gleam in his eye. Very briefly, he smiled.

We can't even assume the universes will ever come back together. So...

[Silva]

The journalists wrote an article just about Xino smiling as they had nothing better to do.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was surprisingly compelling. Xinoehp became a celebrity. 

[+Ed Venture]

He didn't handle the fame well and drove his car off a cliff in misery

Wow...that's dark. I have no idea where that came from...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Butt Ad Venture said:

He didn't handle the fame well and drove his car off a cliff in misery

Wow...that's dark. I have no idea where that came from...

CBST will do that do you. 

Luckily, the cliff led to a valley of pillows. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Pillows of destruction, however.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

...didn't get in his way. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Until the Pillows of Destruction  did.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Trewee was there to save poor Xinoehp from certain death and give him a ride to a cozy cabin where nothing could bother him. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Except for the Goliath Bird Eating Spider.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thankfully, none of those lived even close to his cabin.

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

which had just been taken away by The Ones Above right after he walked in the door

[Lunamor she/her]

Because apparently the universe seemed out to get him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Trewee was there to help and he built a new cabin for Xinoehp. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But it was filled with Goliath Bird Eating Spiders. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Abe Lincoln style.

Edit: Ninja’d but this is much better 

Edited June 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

4 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

But it was filled with Goliath Bird Eating Spiders. 

Xinoehp was a capable warrior and he and Trewee fought off the spiders together. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But they kept coming back.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Xinoehp and the water sprite kept fighting

[+Doomstick he/him]

As Stick flew through the air, he contemplated his choices in life... and crashed into a tree

[Lunamor she/her]

“Father!” he cried.