The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He used his stolen Narrativium to create a messenger that would fly directly to Pheonix with the information. Then he went himself, as backup.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

He used his stolen Narrativium to create a messenger that would fly directly to Pheonix with the information. Then he went himself, as backup.

He whispered the vital information in the Narrator's ear.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Pheonix did what he had been told to do.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Pheonix did what he had been told to do.

Star was unimpressed, however, with the way he had Narrated it and demanded he try again. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Pheonix woke up from his confusing dream.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Pheonix woke up from his confusing dream.

The information had been passed to Pheonix in that dream. 

[overlord stick]

And realized it was not a dream. There is no way out of this.

Edit: Ninja'd

Edited May 12, 2019 by Emperor Stick

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He still didn't know what to do, however, as the information had been very cryptic.

[overlord stick]

Stick, who was in Xino's room, doing perfectly normal things, said you're supposed to say I do.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

He still didn't know what to do, however, as the information had been very cryptic.

So he did his best. The time was now. That much had been very clear. 

[Lunamor she/her]

The other Narrators watched Narrator Pheonix, the anticipation killing them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star herself sipped some lemonade. At least this wouldn't take as long as it had taken Jasnah to finally realize that Kell wasn't all that bad... She stifled a smile. 

She wondered to herself why she was letting this happen. It was honestly crazy to her that she was even still breathing in the first place, considering what had happened a few pages ago. She had expected to have been locked away by now, some poor Narrator forced to constantly keep her silent. Pheonix had changed all that. He was a sweetheart and she truly appreciated him. But it seemed so... fast. Not that she didn't enjoy a fast romance. *cough* AJ and Thought. Thought had no idea what she was doing and AJ is just a lovestruck boy who won't say no, especially because she forgave him *cough* 

Now she was just... sitting here. It made sense, she supposed. She didn't find herself drooling over her fellow Narrator. She stood by her previous statement; If he wanted her, he would come for her. However, she was not above hastening his efforts. What do you have, she thought, that I want? How much do you really need me? And what are you willing to do to sweep me away? She sipped her drink again. For an entity of creativity, plot, and words, she didn't care all that much about her own story. More, perhaps, than the other Narrators, but still very little. 

But that, she supposed, was all irrelevant. 

[Snipexe he/him]

41 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

irrelevant

Unrelevant 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Irrelevant. 

[overlord stick]

*Insert Ricegum yelling irrelevent*

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor eventually grew bored of waiting and decided to try and make an entire bowl of popcorn by putting single kernels in the microwave and popping them one at a time.

[overlord stick]

The popcorn kernels simply blew up from intense heat, and Lunamor realized the heat was too much for the kernel. Stick already knew this from personal experience.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Narrator Lunamor tried popping two kernels at a time instead.

[+Doomstick he/him]

nothing happened

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Then a thermonuke hit them, and they popped. Everyone enjoyed radioactive popcorn.

Imma pull an Ark

Edited May 13, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I am awake!

Narrator Pheonix woke up in a panic. He still hadn't figured out the information he had been given, which meant... he was going to have to do it himself. With no guarantee it would work.

Oh, Author, he thought desperately. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Then a thermonuke hit him. The End.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star realized dully that the TLT-verse had been nuked many, many times. She smiled though. No Narrator could be killed. Ever. 

[overlord stick]

To prove this, Stick pulled off Star's head.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star promptly took her head back, put it back on and slapped Narrator Stick. No one just did that to people.