The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"I really don't know, But I think I can return him to his own reality." But said.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Tamika frowned. She didn't really understand any of this. She attributed the man's strangeness to something she should let her master deal with. "Come in, then," she said. "He's in his study."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But followed, B/but really had only a slight idea of what he was doing

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Tamika climbed the stairs, But following behind her, and knocked on Tom's door. "Yes?" came his answer.

"There is a man here to see you," Tamika replied. 

"Ah, fine. Let him in." She opened the door, allowing the two to speak. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"Joebob," But began. "It appears you aren't from this reality. I think that I can return you to your own reality, B/but I need a favor from you."

Edited May 5, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Tom eyed Tamika in the doorway. Before he could send her away, however, Narrator Star cut in.

"Narrator Truthless, are you assuming that there are two Tom's in TLT at the moment? That is not how I was envisioning this at all. Ralvon and Thought have cursed him, he is not what you remember."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"Not gonna lie, I'm really pretty clueless. I'll look through the forums, and see what I can do," Narrator Truthless said.

 

Ok, I'm back, I'll fix But's mistakes!

 

 

"Excuse me, I misspoke, Joebob. You must understand, I'm really quite terrible at my job. I thought you were from a different dimension, as you're so different from the Tom Joebob everyone knows and loves. I can see now that you have been... altered. In ways that should have never been comprehended. Joebob, you were a different man once. 3 pages ago, you were a legend. But now look at you. You're a poor excuse of a man, struggling to become what this forum needs you to be. B/but I can fix that! Please, If there is any of yourself that is left inside of you, you will follow me." But Venture said.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

13 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

"Not gonna lie, I'm really pretty clueless. I'll look through the forums, and see what I can do," Narrator Truthless said.

 

Ok, I'm back, I'll fix But's mistakes!

 

 

"Excuse me, I misspoke, Joebob. You must understand, I'm really quite terrible at my job. I thought you were from a different dimension, as you're so different from the Tom Joebob everyone knows and loves. I can see now that you have been... altered. In ways that should have never been comprehended. Joebob, you were a different man once. 3 pages ago, you were a legend. But now look at you. You're a poor excuse of a man, struggling to become what this forum needs you to be. B/but I can fix that! Please, If there is any of yourself that is left inside of you, you will follow me." But Venture said.

Tamika froze. Insulting her master like that was not a good idea. Tom laughed. "I don't think it's any mistake that the universe brought me where I am currently. Now if you'll excuse me, I have things I need to be doing."

[Le Sigh]

Le Sigh took hold of the two separate universes both Buts/Toms/whatever came from, and merged them together. This created a combination of both universes, which was called...

The Amalgam Universe

I'm sorry, I had to. For any of those diehard 90's comic book fans who get this reference, I congratulate you sincerely.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star wondered at the canonicity of this new revelation. 

[+Ark1002]

And then a thermonuke hit him

Edit: Didn't even read the last post, just went for it

Edited May 5, 2019 by Ark1002

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Him" being Narrator Ark. 

[+Ark1002]

This lead to a very big crater

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

On the moon. That was where Ark did all his thermonuke experiments 

[+Ark1002]

Ark loved thermonukes.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But they did not love him back. 

[+Ark1002]

Because he kept blowing them up

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He blew up everything that he loved. That was just normal Ark behavior. 

[+Ark1002]

The sad part is how true that is

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The Narrators mourned Ark's strange addiction to blowing things up. 

[+Ark1002]

Except Ark.

He, of course, was busy blowing up the distracted Narrators. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star kept everyone safe in one of her violet forcefields. 

[+Ark1002]

Unfortunately, Ark was in the forcefield. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The other forcefield. The one Star had made to trap Ark. 

[+Ark1002]

But that was Councilman Ark, not Narrator Ark.