The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Sending yourself into a coma with voidapple cider.

[Lunamor she/her]

Petting angry cats,

[BringerofShadows she/her]

And ordering packages off of Amazon Prime.

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited May 4, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[xinoehp512 he/him]

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[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Meanwhile, Star debated resurrecting Marsh. On the one hand, she'd have her husband back, but on the other hand, she'd already failed once at protecting him. 

[overlord stick]

And on the third hand, Moash deserved more torture.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Just now, Emperor Stick said:

And on the third hand, Moash deserved more torture.

DING DING DING!!! Correct Answer. Star better be careful, BoS had been looking for some fresh prey.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A hungry Origin appeared.

[overlord stick]

And everyone wondered what that was.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A menacing beast from the Queen of Shadows thread, it was easily the size of a chasmfiend.

[overlord stick]

Everyone ran in terror, including said chasmfiend.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star glared. These things had taken her character Astral. She wouldn't let it destroy TLT. And so, she ignored it, refusing to let it feed on anything she had to offer. 

[overlord stick]

Stick did not back down, and make everything thing in TLT into a cake, so he could feed on it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pheonix pointed out that it had been Narrator Master of Silence who had crippled Astral.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Star asserted that the Origins were still dangerous. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pheonix shrugged. Not to a Narrator, he asserted. You need a Narrator to kill a Narrator, after all.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Star was worried about the characters. Her own welfare meant little to her now that Marsh was gone. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pheonix asserted that most TLT characters were for all practical purposes immortal, as the Narrators kept resurrecting them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star supposed that was correct. She cocked her head. What was the Origin doing here?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unbeknownst to the Narrators, the void had begun to leak into TLT.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star cursed. She had worried that something like this might occur. It was her fault for making Astral and creating all those terrible dark creatures. In her anger, she screamed, summoning a sword to her hand and swinging it at a mountain top, sending the whole thing crumbling to the earth below. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor felt bad for the poor mountain. What did it ever do to her?

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The mountain didn’t have any feelings. Tom Joebob however…

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He had lots of feelings. But he kept them bottled up tight.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But one day they were released. In a fiery storm of emotions, Tom Joebob did…