The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They were playing Hide and Seek.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was adorable, except for the fact that she’d probably rip him limb from limb when she found him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That was just how she showed her love for him. 

[Lunamor she/her]

None of her boyfriends tended to last very long.

[Jaywalk he/him]

15 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star slapped Jay. Hard. She had to restrain herself from turning into Thought again and challenging him to a duel. She'd never fought a Narrator before. The prospect was intriguing. Still, she kept her composure. Mostly.

I just had to. Sorry.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Jaywalk said:

I just had to. Sorry.

You'd better be. That was mean. *shakes head ruefully*

[Jaywalk he/him]

Anyways...

Havel’s last boyfriend was named...

[Lunamor she/her]

Levah.

Edited April 24, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He liked Disney movies.

[Lunamor she/her]

Especially Frozen.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And pineapple.

[Lunamor she/her]

Quest.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Pineapple Quest was a newly released Disney movie in the TLT-verse.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Starring Peter Dinklage.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was a spoof of Cantelope: The Next Generation.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Levah's favorite character was Strawberry which was problematic because...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Havel got jealous.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thus, the only way to solve this problem was to dump Levah. Literally. In the trash can. 

Edited April 24, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

And throw him in the trash compactor.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was a gruesome death.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Such is the way of bad romance stories.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She had it on tape.

[Silva]

Not scotch tape. Or masking tape. Or electrical tape. Or painter's tape. Or standard duct tape.

She kept it on a duck's tape.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was tapped to her bedroom window so that she couldn't see outside.

[Lunamor she/her]

She didn’t trust the outside.