The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

So Butt took matters into his own hands.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And planted a garden!

[Lunamor she/her]

A Revenge Garden.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With lots of cabbage.

[Lunamor she/her]

The most hateful plant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for on holidays.

[Lunamor she/her]

Then it was the most festive plant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Especially during Valentines Day.

[Lunamor she/her]

When it turned pink.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And grew candy.

[Lunamor she/her]

In the shapes of hearts.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Human hearts, not the Valentine's kind.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They took a dark turn real fast.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Taradiddle said:

Human hearts, not the Valentine's kind.

I was hoping someone would say that!!

They were both delicious and revolting.

Edited April 10, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

They still beat.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone else at poker, having no faces.

[Vogelsang he/him]

They were also accomplished Connect 4 players.

[Lunamor she/her]

And were the world champions.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They did!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, AonDii said:

They did!!!!!

The T was a rather rebellious T.

[+Doomstick he/him]

6 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

The T was a rather rebellious T.

as was your mom 

Edited April 10, 2019 by AonDii

[Lunamor she/her]

They decided to form a coalition to fight against the evil formatters. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

who were_____

[Lunamor she/her]

The elusive Stickquisition.

(Did I spell it right?)

[+Doomstick he/him]

whose patron was the Happy Inquisitor

yes