The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

So Tom could become president.

[whattheHoid she/her]

PFK, JFK's brother, was not amused. He started to make numerous sneer campaigns about Tom and lobbyed the Peanut Butter guild to fund the sneers.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But it was all irrelevant because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[Lunamor she/her]

Due to that fact that it had been overrun with yeast.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butterflutter the Eighth was allergic to yeast.

[Lunamor she/her]

And her sneezes propelled the ghanderflaffle empire upwards.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was quite the sight in the middle of the night. “Such blight,” someone said. “These pants are too tight.”

[Lunamor she/her]

Butterflutter the Eighth was also allergic to rhyming, and sneezed so much that the ghanderflaffle empire was thrown into orbit.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then it started expanding, attempting to colonize the surrounding planets.

[Lunamor she/her]

So they could rise even more.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They got close to the fourth wall.

[Lunamor she/her]

And waved at the Narrators.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The narrators had on their I ᕙ[･۝･]ᕗ Ghanderflaffles shirts on and jumped up and down yelling, "Look out!"

Edited April 6, 2019 by whattheHoid

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were rising too fast. So fast, in fact they booped a pile of spaghetti.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It fell on the floor, splattering the shoes of the waiter.

[whattheHoid she/her]

To make matters worse, the waiter was wearing all white and was holding 2 glasses of red wine.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which promptly spilled all over his clothes. Butt noticed, and approached the waiter about restarting his clothing line.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gourmet this time.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt wanted to create a Gourmet clothing line made out of only the finest ingredients such as organic linguine.

[Lunamor she/her]

And caviar juice.

I had caviar once. It was nasty.

[+Sorana she/her]

Which he coloured in a bright green.

Never tried caviar, I figured it would taste like fish and I don't like fish.

[Lunamor she/her]

And gave a cauliflower scent.

I’m cool with fish, but for some reason just can’t stand caviar.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They didn’t sell as well as the juice spill clothing.

[Lunamor she/her]

Due to their ridiculous price of...