The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I love stupid jokes. 

Kelsier hated breakmunks and all their related forms.

[Silva]

They had made him a birthday cake once.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But he, fortunately, loved the breadm*nks, even if they didn't love him back.

Dang it I should've quoted.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He had loved the cake. Until, that is...

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Why Luna.

Cause I can.

He found that it was made solely of shaving cream and lemons with the peel still on. 

Edited March 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Some lime juice was mixed in.

[Lunamor she/her]

Along with some ghost peppers.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Kelsier had been too upset to notice the extra flavors.

[Lunamor she/her]

He vowed to deck every last breadm*nk.

I shall never give up the decking.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Overall, it wasn't a good cake for most people. Sadly, the breadmonks were just trying to be nice as that was a great cake to them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Didn't that start on TLPW?

Edit: The decking, I mean.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

They had no tastebuds and really liked the texture.

I have no idea. There was the huge decking fest, but I dunno if there had been some on here before then.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

It had a very strong texture.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Texture was all they had...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So sand was a delicacy where they lived.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They ate it by the handful.

[Lunamor she/her]

Dirt was also a delicacy.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They had sand and dirt imported from beaches and backyards around the world.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Ant hills were a popular dessert.

[Lunamor she/her]

The didn’t typically survive very long, as they had no idea what to eat to fuel themselves.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They were like koloss that way.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Until their digestive system evolved.

[Lunamor she/her]

They could eat anything. Just like Matter-Eater Lad.

Look him up. He actually exists.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

They were now ruminants.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which was another word for...