The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

“It was never Thought I was worried about,” he murmured.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star cocked her head. "Then who?"

[Jaywalk he/him]

“AJ, of course. It appears he sees me as a threat.”

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

"I don't like how you're pretending I'm not even here," the creepy knife guy said.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

12 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

“AJ, of course. It appears he sees me as a threat.”

"He won't be a problem. He'll only do what Thought asks of him and I don't think she had as much malice toward you as you assumed. Thought is a tricky one. Talking with her is dangerous, as you learned."

[Lunamor she/her]

2 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

“It was Narrator Luna,” he explained.

It is always Narrator Luna. Luna is behind everything. 

Edited March 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[RoadWalker he/him]

Narrator Road was never a threat to anyone...but that's what he let everyone else believe...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle decided to sneak back into the Ghanderflaffle Empire and rejoin her people that she was exiled from by...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The Lord Head Ghanderflaffle named Steve.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Steve was not a forgiving ghanderflaffle, so she had to be creative. She decided the best way was by making a rope out of plastic bags because she believed in saving the planet and...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

... destroying evil.

[Lunamor she/her]

But the plastic bags were made out of the hard type of plastic, so they were very difficult to manipulate.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was nothing for Nightblood though.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So Nightblood and Narrator Ghanderflaffle worked to make a rope that would reach the ever-rising Ghanderflaffle Empire.

Edited March 15, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle
Forgot to add a word.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was difficult, as it was literally floating higher every second. They had to made the rope very quickly to catch up to it before it got too high.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

But Nightblood forgot the ketchup 

[Lunamor she/her]

Dooming them all.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

For ketchup was the only confinement that wasn’t evil.

[Lunamor she/her]

8 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said:

For ketchup was the only confinement that wasn’t evil.

It trapped all bad feelings inside of it.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

 I meant condinment but this is even better.

[Lunamor she/her]

9 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said:

 I meant condinment but this is even better.

I know. 

[beantheboy12 he/him]

I like the loophole. Carry on.

Inside the ketchup was the well of ascension.

[The Night Watcher]

Where Ruin had settled as the resident tomato.

[Lunamor she/her]

He lorded over a tiny colony of minuscule dill pickles.

I have no idea where I got that from.

[The Night Watcher]

They lived in fear that the She'ap would one day break through and feast on them. This day became a colloquial inevitable known as She'apickles Day. It was held in the same regard as the Frashokereti, awesome and frightening, and soon the Pickles constructed a religion around it called Picklish, not to be confused with Ticklish, the religion of their neighboring colony of ticks.