The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

And very rarely, five-hundred forty-two.

[Silva]

Never 8574632 though.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because that would kill them.

[old man moomba he/him]

However, a real crisis occurred as the Butt Venture Offical Cardboard Cut-Out that someone had propped in the corner fell over.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The producers screamed.

[old man moomba he/him]

Eggs ran in fear... of Him .

[Le Sigh]

Old Scratch.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Version 1.2.

[The Technovore he/him]

The Darkest Age

[Silva]

Someone, somewhere, yawned.

[Le Sigh]

It was the Darkest Age because Old Scratch had scratched the world with his long fingernails.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

AJ fled into this thread for something unspeakable has happened in the thread he usually stuck to.

[Le Sigh]

Old Scratch's scratch created a canyon that released the empire from its captivity underground, and it swiftly rose into the atmosphere from all that built-up hydrogen.

Le Sigh also inquires as to what thread Bean speaks of.

Edited March 6, 2019 by Le Sigh

[Jaywalk he/him]

A.J. was welcomed with semi-open arms. It was awkward.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

AJ explains that his thread has been raided by two dark ones. Native to this thread.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt asked who these two dark ones might be.

[The Technovore he/him]

Narrator Tech side-eyed Narrator Lunamor

[beantheboy12 he/him]

AJ glares at Butt

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt gives his best charismatic smile.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

AJ glares at Butt for raiding his thread

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, The Technovore said:

Narrator Tech side-eyed Narrator Lunamor

Narrator Lunamor has no idea what Narrator Tech is talking about. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt keeps on smiling.

[The Technovore he/him]

Narrator Tech grins slyly before hatching a plan.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor wonders what the plan is.