The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But now Kell had a sweet bod and a lot of power. He ditched the Plate though. What idiot would wear metal so blatantly? Not Kell. 

[Lunamor she/her]

He then later discovered that plate was in fact not made of metal, but of spren stuff. Double whoops.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He tried to go back for it, but someone had stolen it. Rust and Ruin how could he be so foolish? He had managed to steal some sweet glowing orb thingies though. Those were cool. 

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

He then ran into Jasnah, who, being Jasnah, immediately noticed that something was wrong.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Kelsier thought she was hot which got weird real fast. 

[Lunamor she/her]

He tried flirting with her, not knowing who she was, so she slapped him then held her blade close to Kell’s neck. “Who are you?” she asked.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Normally Kelsier would have been offended, but he was really off-put by her eyes and his life just hadn't been going well lately. He grinned hoping he didn't look too ridiculous. "I'm Kelsier."

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

“Where are you from?” she asked, her violet eyes boring into his skull.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Oh, nowhere you'd know," he said, cringing at his last remark. He felt old; it had been a while. 

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

“Oh, I think I’ll know,” she said, moving her blade closer to his neck. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Hey, hey. Watch it. You could hurt someone with that thing." He pushed the blade down with his finger. "I," he said, throwing his arms to the side, "am from Scadrial."

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

Jasnah cursed. She pushed him into a side room, then shut the door behind her. “How in the Cosmere did you get here!” she asked, dismissing her blade.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Yeah, even I'm not sure about that one. I came looking to fix a problem of mine but well... I kinda like it here."

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

“And how long have you been here?” Jasnah asked.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier only shrugged.

[Lunamor she/her]

She sighed. “Do you even know where you are?”

I feel like this has evolved into a really odd role play.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Not really."

Yeah, I know! I was thinking the same thing!

[Lunamor she/her]

“You are in the city of Urithiru, on the planet of Roshar.” She paused, then realized that she was missing a rather important piece of information. “What is your name, anyway?” she asked.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Jasnah said “Tar valon”

hmm, who is correct?

Edited February 14, 2019 by DoomStick

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier already told her that a few posts earlier.

"I go by many names."

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Jasnah also said that you should visit 

 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Shard of Thought slapped away the Last Poster and got back to the weird story about Kelsier and Jasnah.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kelsier already told her that a few posts earlier.

"I go by many names."

Whoops! Sorry about that.

”Don’t move,” she said. She then went off to assemble the other Radiants to figure out what to do with him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

We need someone to lock the last post wins, they can win as payment!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Nah, let them have their fun. They're not even close to us. 

In the meantime, Kelsier looked around the room he was in and pocketed some stuff that he thought looked cool.