The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

But that was irrelevant.

[+Doomstick he/him]

-ly amazing 

Edited February 13, 2019 by DoomStick

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Bold it, quick!

Kelsier just had to draw attention to himself again. From far away, Marsh shook his head. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Marsh knew he had to do something about these ghanderflaffles! No one else seemed to care!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

So, Kelsier killed ALL of them.

Every last one. They all died. Completely eradicated.

There were to loopholes to be exploited, no secret abilities they had.

They all died.

Edited February 13, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because nobody wanted the ghanderflaffle empire to rise.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier smiled. "I suppose my work here is done." But as he walked away, the Breadmunks knelt at his feet. "Thank you for saving us!" they cried. Well crap, Kelsier thought.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He thought about killing them too. But that would take a lot of time, so instead, he just gave a cheesy, heroic speech and made a timely exit.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the Breadmunk empire was rising.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The Breadmunks knew that Kelsier probably wouldn't come to their aid again unlike some idiots on Scadrial. Though he was forever remembered in their history as "The Scarred One." Thus, the Breadmunks decided. They would rule the world! Never again would they have to be crushed underfoot by ghanderflaffle or any other creature!

Edited February 13, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

However, the ghanderflaffle empire was rising as well. War was imminent between the two factions.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the Breadflaffles came to make peace.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Neither side of the conflict knew what "peace" meant.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadm*nks are well educated, thank you very much!

Thankfully, the participants knew, so the sides of the arena were taught.

[Lunamor she/her]

That, however, was irrelevant.

[Ghost of Perdition he/him]

Since all the ghanderflaffles were killed, remember?

[Lunamor she/her]

However, their ghosts remained to haunt Kell.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kell was really frustrated by this because he thought he could kill with no consequences whatsoever. But that was irrelevant. 

[Lunamor she/her]

The ghanderflaffle ghosts teamed up with the angry ghosts of the nobles that he had killed to get revenge upon Kell for their untimely demises.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier was ticked and decided to go on a mission to fix his ghost problem.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

And unfortunately got lime disease from the tick. You see, the ghosts had put it there to annoy him, but their plan had exceeded their expectations.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier's journey took him far away and he stumbled upon a perpendicularity. Within a few short moments, he found himself on Roshar. 

[Lunamor she/her]

And bumped into Kaladin.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kaladin thought that Kelsier was lost.