The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Sorana she/her]

 

Contrasting Light, which was thanks to Tom, but without a purpose it grew bored.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Joe the ghanderflaffle passed out because of the confusion of that sentence.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then he died. A funeral was held in Tanavast’s honor, with no mention of Joe whatsoever.

[The Technovore he/him]

Because Joe was a ghanderflaffle, and ghanderflaffles “aren’t really into the whole funeral thing”. (Quote provided by Ghanderflaffle the Eighth, translated from his violent sneezing.)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You guys, there might be trouble. The Last Posters are starting a story on their thread. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They seek to copy us, eh? We'll give them a run for their money. They'll go back to "I win!" eventually.

In Joe's memory, the ghanderflaffles started an uprising against bad grammar.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Yeah, you're probably right. 

Their slogan was, "There, Thier, and They're; Their's a Difference."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were immediately set upon by handerfles, which are what you cross with a giraffe to get a ghanderflaffle.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They were created in a lab by...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob the Mad Scientist.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A lot of people thought he was insane, but he was just really mad all the time. That's why he created the handerfles. Obviously. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The handerfles looked like a cross between a snake and a bird. Obviously.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

What else would they look like? The discrepancy made Tom Joebob mad again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he made the selfrednah.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The narrators kept switching the gender of Butterflutter the Eighth. She was getting quite annoyed at this.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

Unbeknownst to her, there was another Butterflutter the Eighth who was male.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

This made for some confusing plot twists. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Like the fact that every character was Butt Venture.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That only happened in the highly selective Ttub universe, of course.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Butt had not been seen for a while. Narrator Shard of Thought was worried about him. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

He had secretly dressed up as the amethyst judge and gone to infiltrate the Last Post ‘verse.

[Jaywalk he/him]

All the narrators wished him luck on his noble journey.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Shard of Thought approved and wished she wasn't already out of upvotes. 

Edit: Totally ninjaed.

Edited February 12, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Have an upvote.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thanks! I try to use my upvotes somewhat sparingly, but you guys are just so great!

Butt had a secret plan that would be revealed when the Last Posters got to a certain page. He couldn't say which for fear of their spies who may be lurking on this thread.