+Ed Venture Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) The power of Yawnder made the universe yawn, so it exploded. Everyone survived though! Ninja'd Edited January 25, 2019 by The Forumlurker
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) Bob, the best waffle eater to ever live. Edited January 25, 2019 by Lunamor
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Bob yawned before realizing that the yawn monster was gone.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 He was tired from eating so many waffles.
+Ark1002 Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 The cook, one of the Voidapple children, glared at him. I'm never letting this die
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Bob had consumed every one of the waffles at the party. Worse, they were pineapple flavored ones, the only ones in existence, that could only be made every 1,947 years when all of the apple planets were aligned.
+Ark1002 Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 The Voidapple cook punched him, starting a brawl.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 They just tumbled out with no order, rhyme or reason. "Just flaffled dog Scud fart dark zebra lions tyranny deal for go Storm it juggle clown fall water sun fairy dairy farts!" Yelled Bob. 1
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) “Storms chouta Preservation atium awesomeness aeons colors Breath Returned spheres pancakes waffles!!!” The cook yelled back, causing Bob to stumble backwards a few steps, as they were very powerful words. Edited January 25, 2019 by Lunamor
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 The ghost of Butterflutter the Second then descended upon the brawl, silently screaming in agony.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 No one noticed him, however, as he was silent and transparent.
BitBitio he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Silent and Transparent, let's be honest, had creative parents. 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Their parents names were Loud and Opaque.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Their parents had been equally creative. Their grandparents, however, had not been.
Sherlock Holmes he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Equally Creative had divided via mitosis to reproduce with Itself to create Loud and Opaque. Itself didn't approve of Equally Creative's choice of names for their children.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Itself didn't approve of anyone or anything, most especially itself.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) Causing the universe to explode. Again. Sorry not sorry! Edited January 26, 2019 by Lunamor
Le Sigh Posted January 26, 2019 Posted January 26, 2019 This is the best thing I've seen on this site (other than the Knights Awkward of course ) Ana the Universe-Fixer appears and recreates the universe, reverting it back to when the madness all began. All the way back. To page 1. All over again. (I'm not sorry)
Lunamor she/her Posted January 26, 2019 Posted January 26, 2019 (edited) Once upon a time, on a non-canon planet in the Cosmere, a powerfully invested man chose to take over the world. His name was Butt Venture. He knew a man by the name of Uncle Brandy. There were also magical animals by the name of ghanderflaffles. We must keep Butt, ghanderflaffles, and Brandy alive!!! Edited January 26, 2019 by Lunamor 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 26, 2019 Posted January 26, 2019 The king of the ghanderflaffles was named Butterflutter the Third. His lifelong goal was to break the 365th wall.
BitBitio he/him Posted January 26, 2019 Posted January 26, 2019 Suddenly, the sheer paradox energy of his intentions reversed everything to be back to before @Le Sigh posted.
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