The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Voidapple market also sold Voidapple memorabilia to commemorate the legendary  love between Voidus and Pineapple. Also they sold snowglobes in the shape of pineapples.

 

Edited January 24, 2019 by whattheHoid

[Lunamor she/her]

The snowglobes were filled with SpongeBobs, Patricks, and Krusty Krab burgers.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Then Narrator SD remembered that the Scooby Doo timeline had been added into this as well. but it was irrelevant, and no one need pay him attention. Just focus on the snowglobes, and don't upvote this

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

and don't upvote this

Are you attempting to use reverse psychology?

The snowglobe sales soon outnumbered all other sales.

 

[+Ark1002]

Except, perhaps, the solid gold Voidapple statues.

[Lunamor she/her]

They cost so much that only 1 was sold, but it was such as ridiculous price that its “sales” outnumbered those of everything else.

[+Ark1002]

The pins were also popular as ever, but didn't match the snowglobes.

Could someone provide me with a link to Random Stuff? The first one? I believe that is the thread we're trying to beat.

[BitBitio he/him]

Narrator Bit brought a true throwback to page 1.

Once upon a time, on a non-canon planet in the Cosmere, a powerfully invested man chose to take over the world.

[+Ark1002]

This person was Voidus, and his wife, the pineapple.

[BitBitio he/him]

Then the pineapple died.

[+Ark1002]

Luckily, Voidus resurrected her.

[BitBitio he/him]

Ark, you realize Voidus is married IRL to someone who isn't a pineapple?

Then she died again. Permanently.

[+Ark1002]

This was, of course, Mother Pinapple, not Voidus's wife.

Shush. This is a ship, we don't follow logic and reasoning.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator Bit could do all he wanted, but the other Narrators would never let him kill Pineapple or Voidapple in any way.

[+Ark1002]

Everyone applauded at Narrator SD's speech, including Voidus and his wife, the pineapple.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

then the Neverstorm came.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was filled with cries that said, "Never shall Voidapple die!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Neverstorm awoke the Voidapplebringers.

[Turtle373 he/him]

With all this new Voidapple stuff coming out, the Voidapple market made a killing and sold two more solid gold Voidapple statues, all three of them had been bought by narrator #Voidapple

[Ink he/him]

And thus, the economy shifted to support voidapple. Butt was very pleased

what page did we start with voidapple? Cause this has been going on a while...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Some of the Voidapplebringers began selling apples with the official #Voidapple sticker on them.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

As the creator of the Ghanderflaffle, I approve of those pictures. @Lunamor

However, as always, conflict arose. Some fakes, called Voidapplesingers, began selling apples with the unofficial #Vidapple sticker on them.

[Lunamor she/her]

Yay! Thanks! 

It was causing people to ship a video and pineapple, which was very awful, as pinapple’s true love was Voidus.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Pineapple went on a rampage, massacring the entire population of Voidapplesingers.

It was very satisfying.

[Lunamor she/her]

This is my 444th post! Woot!!!

And also quite violent.

Edited January 24, 2019 by Lunamor