The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Ganvcho said "Couldn't be,"

[+Ark1002]

then a thermonuke hit him.

[Rebecca she/her]

Boooooom!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Goes the dynamite!

[+Doomstick he/him]

So white Sand volume 3 couldn’t come out 

[Kidpen he/him]

Nobody was sad. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Nobody was sad. 

[Snipexe he/him]

as was Snipexe

[Silva]

and somebody

[Snipexe he/him]

The had a sad party together.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was the saddest party ever with the saddest, dryest toast sandwiches ever.

[Silva]

They were dryer than dryers.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So they decided to eat some dryers instead.

[Silva]

Except that while dryers may not have been as dry as the toast dryers, they were still incredibly dry.

[RoadWalker he/him]

The clothes dryer was confused, he had come to the wrong party.

Edited November 25, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Kidpen he/him]

He was sad because of that.

[Silva]

So he began to eat a tub of ice cream and cry.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And watched the saddest movie ever entitled, "Where dryers go to disassemble."

[Snipexe he/him]

 Note, the movie wasn’t actually made, it was just titled

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The creator was very protective of his title, so whenever a business actually tried to make a movie for it, he would eat them.

[Kidpen he/him]

They usually didn't taste good.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But luckily, the creator didn't have a tongue.

So there.

[Snipexe he/him]

So There. was the name he went by, but his true name was much darker.

[Kidpen he/him]

Much Darker wanted to find a tongue.

[Snipexe he/him]

His dream had always been to be able to sing