The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ark1002]

Until he laid eyes on Hippie Cthulhu.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was love at first sight. They went out in the sunset together forever.

Man I need to be more careful with my wording! @Callsign: Leviathan

[Kidpen he/him]

But they got sunburns.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They got 20 degree burns.

[+Ark1002]

Which are sunburns that make you walk at a twenty degree angle from where you mean to walk for a day.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was super inconvenient.

[+Ark1002]

so they just had a Thanksgiving feast together, staring into each other's eyes.

 

[+Sorana she/her]

It wasn't the most happy of all feasts, sice they were really busy staring.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Because the most happy feast was when the Grinch decided to carve the roast beast.

Edited November 23, 2018 by Callsign: Leviathan

[whattheHoid she/her]

And it was doubly happy when the Grinch passed the Who Hash round.

[Kidpen he/him]

It was delicious.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then, all the kids were confused as to why they were eating a clown.

[RoadWalker he/him]

The kids thought IT tasted funny.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Nooooo!" IT screamed. "I'm supposed to be scary, not funny! Also, stop laughing!"

[RoadWalker he/him]

The kids continued laughing as they drove him to McDonald's.

But they left cause they weren't lovin' IT.

Edited November 23, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Gancho Libre he/him]

IT and Ronald McDonald teamed up as clown buddies to attack the kids.

[RoadWalker he/him]

The Teletubbies joined forces with the clowns and slaughtered the children, only to find out they weren't actually children...

[Kidpen he/him]

They were actually the martians that act as children in the show Barnie.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Rounds of the "I love you, you love me" song played over and over again.

Low key clowns and the Teletubbies super freak me out. Creeeeeepy!(;O;)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Let’s team up and kill bar-ney!

[whattheHoid she/her]

said Uncle Brandy.

[Kidpen he/him]

The rest said "May-be"

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Butt said "Lets-see"

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Ganvcho said "Who, me?"

Edited November 24, 2018 by Callsign: Leviathan

[Kidpen he/him]

The buzz said "BEEEEEE"

:shrug: