The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

...with Tartar sauce smeared on top.

[+Sorana she/her]

But the fish sticks didn't like the Tartar sauce on top, so they changed it to cheeze. Lots and lots of cheeze...

[whattheHoid she/her]

Not to be confused with that yucky stuff, cheese. Cheeze was the superior option.

[+Sorana she/her]

So the Pizza spren took a look at the travellers and came forward.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The firee backed away: he was allergic to both cheeze and fish sticks. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt tossed the firee the epi-pen and Farted in the direction of the Pizza spren.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The pizzaspren farted back.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This did not deter Butt, the famous Fartomancer! He deployed Rotten Eggs, with a dash of Smelly Garbage!!

[+Sorana she/her]

The pizzaspren screamed, a loud, earpiercing scream, threw one of his fish sticks after Butt and without waiting to see if he hit, turned and ran away.

[whattheHoid she/her]

An explosion of Gloryspren surrounded Butt and the firee with the Stormfather yelling, "K'O!!!! Victory!!!" 

[+Sorana she/her]

They jumped up and down, celebrating their victory and then continued their way through shadesmar.

[BitBitio he/him]

A Mudkip showed up and bit(Geddit?) Everyone for making the story confusing in BitBitio's absence.

[+Sorana she/her]

But bulbasaur leapt to the other narrators defense and attacked the Mukip.

[BitBitio he/him]

But the Bulbasaur was level 0 and the Mudkip was level 255. Mudkip defeated Bulbasaur. 

 

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Edited July 19, 2018 by BitBitio

[+Sorana she/her]

But Bulbasaur didn't want to give up and evolved to Ivysaur. Ivysauer was angry and as strong as the Mudkip. They both fought again and none could win.

[BitBitio he/him]

Mudkip evolved into Marshtomp and KO'd Ivysaur. Again. 

Edited July 19, 2018 by BitBitio

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt watched the fighting Monsters and shook his head. He then lead his group father away through shadesmar.

[BitBitio he/him]

Marshtomp became Mudkip again and bit(geddit) Butt on the butt.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt turned around and slapped Mudkip so that it flew away.
"You may be able to defeat Bulbasaur, but nobdy defeats me!"

[BitBitio he/him]

Mudkip defeated him anyway.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butts ego was very, very sad.

[BitBitio he/him]

.......But that was all irrelevant. Except for the Mudkip.

[+Sorana she/her]

Having defeated it's foe the Mudkip went looking for a greater challenge.

[BitBitio he/him]

In other words, Mudkip became a billionaire and lived the good life.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt and the others continued their way through shadesmar, careful not to meet another dangerous foe.