The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Eh I think I killed off my name character too fast. Imma give him his namesake’s powers.

The Baron of Wrath came too, confused. Where was he? As his eyes cleared, he could see a small dungeon. But he was dying. The cavity in his chest where he kept his flame had gone out. A small vent of air was in one corner. He approached the vent, feeling the air blow against him as his wounds reknit.

Wrath. You need to escape. My gift to you has been  taken, and you must get it back.

Wrath gave a grim smile, and stayed at the vent. He lit a small cloth on fire, then used it to rekindle the flame inside his chest, then started feeding it oxygen. He sighed as the smoke rose, pushing the air and creating wind. Using this new vitality, he created a large wall of wind on the bars of the prison. He smiled as they melted. Exiting the cell, he bathed his surroundings in flames, then used his wind to launch himself the corridors as he opened a parachute-like cloth on his armor.

Where is it? Wrath asked.

It is in the mountains not far from here.

Wrath leaped, using the air to throw himself, getting closer and closer to his mark with every leap.

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Tull screamed in agony as his head exploded with pain. He saw a woman, in simple clothing, in the corner of his eyes.

You took something of mine, and I WOULD LIKE IT BACK. The woman flicked a wrist, and Tull found himself somewhere else, in incessant pain.

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Jilu watched Tull’s outburst, watched him fall to his knees and begin to convulse. She ran over shaking his shoulder, but it was of no use.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

54 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I’m cool if you take those powers away— maybe after the next fight. I’d like for Livetha to be super awesome in a fight and Beosta is like “this is awesome” and then for whatever reason, it gets irrevocably nullified (I have ideas; I’ll enumerate) and Beosta can continue to be frustrated with her and she’ll have to make her peace with it and all that character stuff and yes  

Also @xinoehp512 can I pm u with my proposal

Cool with that

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

The OA stands, shivering on the mountain.

"We need to go. Help. Something big is going on here..."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The OA stands, shivering on the mountain.

"We need to go. Help. Something big is going on here..."

”Hi,” Gail said. “I don’t think I introduced myself during the battle.”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

”Hi,” Gail said. “I don’t think I introduced myself during the battle.”

Are y’all gonna ignore me screaming in pain right next to you?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Will we finally learn the truth behind Shoe's silence?

Lol you wish

 

45 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Eh I think I killed off my name character too fast. Imma give him his namesake’s powers.

The Baron of Wrath came too, confused. Where was he? As his eyes cleared, he could see a small dungeon. But he was dying. The cavity in his chest where he kept his flame had gone out. A small vent of air was in one corner. He approached the vent, feeling the air blow against him as his wounds reknit.

Wrath. You need to escape. My gift to you has been  taken, and you must get it back.

Wrath gave a grim smile, and stayed at the vent. He lit a small cloth on fire, then used it to rekindle the flame inside his chest, then started feeding it oxygen. He sighed as the smoke rose, pushing the air and creating wind. Using this new vitality, he created a large wall of wind on the bars of the prison. He smiled as they melted. Exiting the cell, he bathed his surroundings in flames, then used his wind to launch himself the corridors as he opened a parachute-like cloth on his armor.

Where is it? Wrath asked.

It is in the mountains not far from here.

Wrath leaped, using the air to throw himself, getting closer and closer to his mark with every leap.

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Tull screamed in agony as his head exploded with pain. He saw a woman, in simple clothing, in the corner of his eyes.

You took something of mine, and I WOULD LIKE IT BACK. The woman flicked a wrist, and Tull found himself somewhere else, in incessant pain.

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Jilu watched Tull’s outburst, watched him fall to his knees and begin to convulse. She ran over shaking his shoulder, but it was of no use.

Shoe ran over to see if he could help. What's wrong?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Are y’all gonna ignore me screaming in pain right next to you?

Ig  

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Lol you wish

 

Shoe ran over to see if he could help. What's wrong?

Livetha came too. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Lol you wish

 

Shoe ran over to see if he could help. What's wrong?

Tull could hear the thoughts, but they washed over him. He existed in a state of torture, and couldn’t gather his mind enough to Narrate it away.

They funny thing with bending the world to your will is that you need a mind to do it. The voice left him, and he returned to reality.

”Someone’s mad at me.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Tull could hear the thoughts, but they washed over him. He existed in a state of torture, and couldn’t gather his mind enough to Narrate it away.

They funny thing with bending the world to your will is that you need a mind to do it. The voice left him, and he returned to reality.

”Someone’s mad at me.”

Shoe didn't think that was a good thing.

He offered Tull a muffin.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe didn't think that was a good thing.

He offered Tull a muffin.

Tull took it, absently munching on it.

I need to leave. The voice was his… but different.

”I need to leave.” He stood, and left.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Tull took it, absently munching on it.

I need to leave. The voice was his… but different.

”I need to leave.” He stood, and left.

Wait . . . where are you going?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Tull took it, absently munching on it.

I need to leave. The voice was his… but different.

”I need to leave.” He stood, and left.

 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Wait . . . where are you going?

“You can’t go alone,” Livetha chirped. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

“You can’t go alone,” Livetha chirped. 

But I need to. Again, the voice was his… nearly.

”I must. This thing is too dangerous for you all to confront.” Tull twisted, and he disappeared, bringing his swords with him. As soon as he arrived to his destination, though, he was again prone, screaming in pain.

anyone who wants can say they at the last minute grabbed me and were transported as well. I’ll need it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

But I need to. Again, the voice was his… nearly.

”I must. This thing is too dangerous for you all to confront.” Tull twisted, and he disappeared, bringing his swords with him. As soon as he arrived to his destination, though, he was again prone, screaming in pain.

anyone who wants can say they at the last minute grabbed me and were transported as well. I’ll need it.

Erif frowned, following after Tull.

Nogard was still watching the Great Wizard arrive and so missed the event.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

The Baron of Wrath was close. His prey was prone, and he would soon have his gift back. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe shall stay here lol

Tull disappeared, so Shoe walked back over to Nogard.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

"...oh. Okay. Thank you." I think. 

Gail was confused as well as nervous. 

Gail sighed. That was okay. It wasn't like she needed power anyway--- Qodi had plenty.

But... but she...

Also, who's in charge of the lore? Or like is there someone who kind of directs the ore?

no one is really "in charge," but Xino probably knows the most out of us, followed by Nameless, followed by me.

3 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard brightened. "Really! That's awesome! Thank you!"

I'm not entirely sure, but I've heard he's extremely handsome and clever. 

...

Zephrun?

3 hours ago, NameIess said:

“Um, of course.” If beings made of mist could be said to sweat, then this one would be doing so. He extended his hand again. “Um, this way to you second… trial.”

maybe

"Alright." Platypus fell into stride, setting a brisk pace.

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I think you’ll find that Vengeance doesn’t work half so well as you think against an abstract Plotblade like Lore. And no, we don’t know where the Great Wizard is, because we’re definitely not nigh omnipotent beings who manipulate reality at a whim. Understand?

I think you'd be shocked at how effective an abstract thing like plot-weaving is against another abstract think like Lore, especially when boosted by Vengeance. Anyway, we have a deal? Neither of us reveals each other's secrets and we both act civilly around Nogard?

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Subversion grinned when she saw Tull looking at Benevolence. I just made a small change to that one. Just to make it a bit more… consistent. I think you’ll find it a bit harder to do things like make people Narrators with that Blade, especially if you’re going to insist on doing so when it makes absolutely no sense, considering their backstory.

Oh good, Hacob thought. Wait, Subsy, how did you even do that?

3 hours ago, NameIess said:

Subversion’s smile widened. “No, you’re awesome!” She froze. “I mean… uh, oh look, there’s the Great Wizard now!”

Reality warped around Selppaenip, and he, the Great Wizard, and … were suddenly dumped into the ground in between Nogard and Subversion.

Hacob looked at her, one eyebrow raised. I would strongly advise accepting the deal I proposed. 

"What wonderful timing!" Zanitar said walking over, then his tone dropped. "Oh. Subversion. Hello then. Will you be helping us?"

Not waiting for an answer, he turned to the group that just appeared. Old guy, normal guy, weird guy... GW is probably the old guy. 

"Are you the Great Wizard that Brave Adventurer dude was talking about to the Council? Did you communicate with the Dreamsmith about forging weapons? Have we seen you before on this thread?" He turned. "Nogard, do you recognize him? His rhythms feel familiar."

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

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@Ancient Elantrian @Immortal Platypus here ya go.

Far away, in a world barren of life, on top of a mountain with no name, sat a castle made entirely of BLT sandwiches. Inside the uppermost room of that castle was a radio, playing in a language that nobody could understand. If they could  have understood it, however, it would have sounded like this.

"Hello all, and welcome back to The Longest Thread- Misadventures™! As always, my name is Bacon the Bard, here to fill you in on all the plots, tangents, and absolute nonsense that you missed out on!

Our last episode ended (circa pg. 2731) with our heroes (their company still unnamed) recovering from their daring attack on the stronghold of the Brave Adventurers by relaxing and regrouping atop a snowy mountain in the middle of a rainstorm! Questions abounded: who was this Great Wizard the Brave Adventurer had accused of treason? Was he actually guilty of conspiracy against the thread, or was it all an elaborate ploy on the part of the Brave Adventurer? What of the ominously named Baron of Wrath and his mysterious Plotblades? And, most mysterious of all: why can't Shoe talk?

In this episode, some of those questions will be answered and some will be left mysterious. New characters will be introduced, and old characters will make reappearances. Old drama will be brought to the forefront, and new drama will be stirred up by Narrators. All this-  and a special occurrence more exciting than all of them put together- on this week's episode of the Longest Thread!

~Theme Song plays~

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We begin immediately after our heroes' arrival on the mountain. Zanitar is displeased with Nogard for his instigation of what he views as a reckless attack. He storms off to brood for a little bit. After a little time to cool down, he brings everyone who missed the OA's flashback up to speed on the events that transpired in the council room of the Brave Adventurers prior to their arrival. Soon after this, Erif wakes up, likewise annoyed at Nogard for interfering in the situation.

Meanwhile, back in the room of the Brave Adventurers, Tull- who was left behind by the OA on accident- faces down the Baron of Wrath. The fearsome creator of the arachnidishes attacks! - and, entirely by mistake, nicks Tull with his Plotblade of glowing light. In a shocking twist of events, Tull realizes that he is, in fact, a full compounder! With this newly revealed power, Tull easily defeats the Baron of Wrath and claims his blades - which are revealed to be two halves of the Plotblade Plot Twists, Benevolent and Malevolent. (Why the Baron of Wrath was using a blade whose primary power is to empower those it cuts against his enemies remains a mystery.) 

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Tull teleports back to the group, surprising Erif with his new Plotblades. He uses Benevolent to remove Erif's curse. In the process, he accidentally exposes Erif's mind to his true nature as a character written by Onyx. Fortunately, the safeguards instituted in his mind kick in and erase his memory before any lasting damage is done. (I'm sure nothing bad will happen when all four walls in his mind are broken. Don't worry about it.) With the curse gone, the rain stops, (but nobody cared about that anyways).

Erif offers to help Tull out with whatever he needs as a token of gratitude for removing the curse, but Tull doesn't have any aspirations. Instead, he asks to accompany Erif on his future journeys. Erif accepts Tull's offer and explains his current quest to find a book - the Book of Unwinding Thread - that he learned of through an oracle. As they prepare to depart, several other members of the party of heroes volunteer to help- notably including Gail (with Qodi) and Shoe. Erif teleports all of the volunteers to the castle that he and Tull were investigating prior to being portaled to the BA's council. The group splits up and begins their search. 

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Shortly after splitting up, Gail and Qodi encounter suits of living armor, who proceed to engage them in combat. The rest of the group arrives and make short work of the animated armor. The few remaining suits flee in terror, but before the party can celebrate their success, something appears that none of them could have expected. Well, perhaps almost none.

But to explain this mysterious enemy, we must first rewind time slightly, to a singular event. An event more important and exciting than any other in today's episode; perhaps more exciting than any moment in all of TLT. Dear listeners, it is in this moment, that I- Bacon the Bard - made my debut on the thread!

~Dramatic music plays~

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I appeared suddenly, and without warning, to welcome a new character onto TLT. She gave her name as Beosta (Her real name is Between Two Stars, but she's been using Beosta, so that's what I'll call her.) and her pet weasel's name as Livetha. She was reluctant to talk to me at first, but warmed up to me after a brief chat. We exchanged questions, and she extended an offer to join her as traveling companion. I was surprised and delighted, and- of course - accepted! She explained that she was tracking an entity named Quiet Golden Eyes, who she claimed she was supposed to have bonded. Being a Narrator, I decided to help her by simply teleporting her to the location of said entity.

But- in a shocking turn of events - Quiet Golden Eyes turned out to be none other then Qodi the rabbit, bonded partner of Gail!

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We appeared immediately following the group's fight with the living armor. (I was fortunately able to escape before Erif noticed me.) After a brief fight, Beosta found herself restrained, and Gail found herself facing an old rival from her past. Beosta and Gail proceeded to explain how the two of them had trained together under tree spirits and received animals to bond, and how- despite being the weaker of the two- Gail had received the more powerful bonded animal in Qodi. Beosta, furious at this perceived injustice, had been tracking Gail ever since, hoping to steal Qodi's bond for herself. However, in order to enact such a transference, Gail would have to die.

Qodi is unwilling to allow Gail to die, and in addition finds Beosta's attitude objectionable, and so refuses to take part in any bond transference. Beosta is unhappy, but is forced to accept that she is stuck with her current bond, Livetha. With that matter resolved, the group resumes their search.

(During this sequence, it is revealed that- in a shocking twist of events- Erif is actually a Mistborn! Whether or not this fact will pose any relevance to the ongoing story remains to be seen.)

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A little while later, after accidentally setting off a Rube-Goldberg-esque contraption, Shoe stumbles upon the entrance to the library. Inside waits a rather disturbing-looking enemy with ten sword-arms, an elongated, eyeless head, and lots of long, sharp teeth. Tull is overcome with terror and faints; Qodi, however, (by consuming a portion of the powers of the Plotblades) is able to defeat the monster and allow Erif to retrieve the book. Tull wakes up, and in a shocking twist of events, has enough lerasium lying about to hand it out like candy! (Sorry about all the twists, by the way. Blame the Plotblade, not me.) He gives some to Shoe, who immediately runs off to experiment with it. Unfortunately for Shoe, Erif fails to notice his absence when he teleports the other Unnamed Heroes back to the snowy mountain, and Shoe and Beosta are left behind in the castle.

Shoe and Beosta meet up outside of the library, and I make my reappearance, introducing myself to Shoe. I ask him the question we'd all like to know the answer to- why can't he talk?- but his answer is interrupted when the castle (its entire narrative relevance expended) begins to collapse in dramatic fashion. The pair make the intelligent decision to flee, but Beosta realizes mid-flight that she has left Leotha behind in the library! She turns back for her weasel, (who perhaps she does not dislike quite as much as she professes) risking her life in the process. She successfully retrieves her weasel, but at that moment the entire castle collapses! Fortunately, Shoe is able to catch Beosta before she falls, and the pair escape.

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The pair ask for my help in returning to the rest of our Unnamed Heroes, but I reveal that I dare not involve myself in Erif and Nogard's story lest I break one of their Walls and incur the wrath of their Narrator, Onyx. The pair meet up with Aero, who is swapped out for a new character, Silas. Shoe, exhausted from the excitement of the past few minutes, collapses (still not having answered my question).

It is at this point that Subversion inserts herself into the story. She offers to make Livetha more powerful for Beosta in exchange for a "small favor": stealing the Plotblade of Twists from Tull. It is at this point that Shoe awakens. Beosta hides her bargain with Subversion, so I also keep quiet (to add drama!). Tragically, Shoe takes offense at my secrecy, and refuses to reveal why it is he is so tight lipped unless I reveal Beosta's bargain. Alas! Before I can take him up on that offer, Tull appears and confronts Beosta directly. With the information out in the open, Shoe is no longer interested in making a trade, and thus we remain in the dark! 

In a shocking twist of events, Tull has become a Narrator! As this would make the fight between him and Beosta entirely one sided, I transform Livetha into a Narrator, to put her on equal footing with Tull. However, by doing so, I inadvertently removed their entire reason for conflict. So I didn't even get a cool fight out of the whole affair!

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Tull returns the group to the snowy mountain, where Shoe is reunited with a relieved Nogard. During their absence, very little progress has been made. The character of @The Aspiring Archivist (the guy with the heavy staff, codenamed Sandy) made his return and partook in a brief discussion with Nogard about wizards and phones. @Sequence also reappeared, having zoned out during the fight, and introduced a character (that might be returning- I don't remember) named Fuzzy. None of them knew anything about the Great Wizard.

Subversion follows the group shortly thereafter. She borrows the Plotblade of Tull briefly, making a small modification that will theoretically make it less disruptive to the plot going forwards, and introduces herself to Nogard. Nogard, having seen her, immediately falls helplessly in love with her. ()

Meanwhile, the character of @TwinSouls, a sapient mailbox, makes its appearance. (Nogard does not notice, as he is still distracted by Subversion.) The mailbox completely ignores my introductions, and so I will not mention it further.

Also meanwhile, Sequence begins a brief chat with Gail and Tull, in which Gail admits to feeling unimportant. Tull attempts to use the blade to make Gail a Mistborn, but because of Subversion's interference it doesn't work.

Before Nogard can make too much more of a fool of himself, Jilu reminds him that he is on a quest to save the world, which is a probably a little more important than chasing after women. Nogard, ever resourceful, invites Subversion to join the quest, and she reveals that the Great Wizard is currently on the way.

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Will the Unnamed Heroes receive answers to their questions? Will Nogard successfully win the affections of Subversion? Will we finally learn the truth behind Shoe's silence? Find answers to all these questions and more in the next episode of The Longest Thread- Misadventures™! Thank you all for listening, and have a good night.

 

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dear mikkibunkins Xino.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard blinked. "Huh! What do you know. A wizard has just magically appeared with answers to all our questions!"

"Greetings, adventurers!" boomed Selppaenip. "I have come to provide assistance." He glanced at the Great Wizard. "These are our allies, yes?"

"I hope so, great hero." The Great Wizard looked around at everyone, noting the Narrators with apprehension. "Nogard, did you fix my bridge like I asked?"

28 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

But I need to. Again, the voice was his… nearly.

”I must. This thing is too dangerous for you all to confront.” Tull twisted, and he disappeared, bringing his swords with him. As soon as he arrived to his destination, though, he was again prone, screaming in pain.

Subversion decided to help Tull in order to escape Nogard, following him to whatever destination he had gone to.

4 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"Alright." Platypus fell into stride, setting a brisk pace.

The figure grabbed Platypus's arm, and an even more painful shock ran through him. When the mist cleared this time, Platypus was staring into a pitch-black void of nothingness. dimly, he heard the thoughts of the creature who'd brought him here. I hope this holds him. Why would someone like him seek the Dreamsmith?

6 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I think you'd be shocked at how effective an abstract thing like plot-weaving is against another abstract think like Lore, especially when boosted by Vengeance. Anyway, we have a deal? Neither of us reveals each other's secrets and we both act civilly around Nogard?

I... whatever. Yes, we have a deal. No revealing the truth of reality to Nogard. At least not yet.

7 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Oh good, Hacob thought. Wait, Subsy, how did you even do that?

Some resonance leftover from that time I used the Nameless time capsule thingy to fight you. Manipulating energy was a specialty of his, as you no doubt remember from his fight with you.

10 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Hacob looked at her, one eyebrow raised. I would strongly advise accepting the deal I proposed. 

"What wonderful timing!" Zanitar said walking over, then his tone dropped. "Oh. Subversion. Hello then. Will you be helping us?"

Not waiting for an answer, he turned to the group that just appeared. Old guy, normal guy, weird guy... GW is probably the old guy. 

"Are you the Great Wizard that Brave Adventurer dude was talking about to the Council? Did you communicate with the Dreamsmith about forging weapons? Have we seen you before on this thread?" He turned. "Nogard, do you recognize him? His rhythms feel familiar."

The Great Wizard nodded. "I am he, I have met some of you I have met before, when I quested for the spear of Instakans, and I did communicate with the Dreamsmith about the Plotblades."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

"I hope so, great hero." The Great Wizard looked around at everyone, noting the Narrators with apprehension. "Nogard, did you fix my bridge like I asked?"

"Yes we did!" said Nogard proudly. "Wow! What are the odds that the one wizard I know just so happens to be the Great Wizard? Anyways. We went to the Council of Brave Adventurers and the Brave Adventurer accused you of concealing the existence of two powerful Plotblades. Do you know what's up with that?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, NameIess said:

"I hope so, great hero." The Great Wizard looked around at everyone, noting the Narrators with apprehension. "Nogard, did you fix my bridge like I asked?"

Subversion decided to help Tull in order to escape Nogard, following him to whatever destination he had gone to.

The figure grabbed Platypus's arm, and an even more painful shock ran through him. When the mist cleared this time, Platypus was staring into a pitch-black void of nothingness. dimly, he heard the thoughts of the creature who'd brought him here. I hope this holds him. Why would someone like him seek the Dreamsmith?

I... whatever. Yes, we have a deal. No revealing the truth of reality to Nogard. At least not yet.

Some resonance leftover from that time I used the Nameless time capsule thingy to fight you. Manipulating energy was a specialty of his, as you no doubt remember from his fight with you.

The Great Wizard nodded. "I am he, I have met some of you I have met before, when I quested for the spear of Instakans, and I did communicate with the Dreamsmith about the Plotblades."

Hey! No narrator! Unless you want to be subject to Madness of course.

Tull was shaking on the ground.

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Wrath fell from the sky, chest alight with fire. He stared at the people surrounding Tull. “Stand back. This is not your fight.”

Don’t worry. I’ll take care of that pesky Narrator. You just take care of the fodder. Madness said. He could see her wave her hand, and he felt her Connect to the Narrator. He grinned.

He knew what came next for her. Insanity. The loss of control. The same that was happening to the thief.

He grabbed the two Plotblades that were not Plotblades. Ah. It feels good to have them back in the grasp of the Archstone.

Glass, I’ll kindly ask you to be quiet about Madness and the Archstone.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wrath fell from the sky, chest alight with fire. He stared at the people surrounding Tull. “Stand back. This is not your fight.”

Don’t worry. I’ll take care of that pesky Narrator. You just take care of the fodder. Madness said. He could see her wave her hand, and he felt her Connect to the Narrator. He grinned.

He knew what came next for her. Insanity. The loss of control. The same that was happening to the thief.

He grabbed the two Plotblades that were not Plotblades. Ah. It feels good to have them back in the grasp of the Archstone.

Erif stepped forwards and punched the Baron of Wrath before he could reclaim the Plotblades.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Erif stepped forwards and punched the Baron of Wrath before he could reclaim the Plotblades.

The Baron of Wrath snarled. He called upon the winds, pushing the man away from him. He grasped the Blades which were not Blades, then called upon the… extra… power afforded him by the Archstone to reforge them into their purest form, removing the alien influence. He slammed them together, forming one pure Blade.

[Immortal Platypus]

  

7 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The figure grabbed Platypus's arm, and an even more painful shock ran through him. When the mist cleared this time, Platypus was staring into a pitch-black void of nothingness. dimly, he heard the thoughts of the creature who'd brought him here. I hope this holds him. Why would someone like him seek the Dreamsmith?

"Ow. Is there any way to do that less painfully?" Why did he send me here?  Platypus summoned his Luxblade and advanced, dispelling the void as he walked.

I'm just gonna ignore that, cause I don't think I was supposed to hear it.

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I... whatever. Yes, we have a deal. No revealing the truth of reality to Nogard. At least not yet.

Just sayin, as a general rule of Plotblades, the more general their scope of power, the less power they have, and all 2750 pages of lore is a pretty broad scope. Alright. And civility? I'm fine without it in our heads, but not out loud I assume?

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Some resonance leftover from that time I used the Nameless time capsule thingy to fight you. Manipulating energy was a specialty of his, as you no doubt remember from his fight with you.

That makes sense actually. Also, he didn't fight me. That was Platypus. Unless I forgot... maybe on page 1 in the inkling plot? I don't think I fought him... Do you have any more of that resonance?

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The Great Wizard nodded. "I am he, I have met some of you I have met before, when I quested for the spear of Instakans, and I did communicate with the Dreamsmith about the Plotblades."

"Alright. Now, why did you do that? Convince me that you're not doing what the Brave Adventurer said you were."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

The Baron of Wrath snarled. He called upon the winds, pushing the man away from him. He grasped the Blades which were not Blades, then called upon the… extra… power afforded him by the Archstone to reforge them into their purest form, removing the alien influence. He slammed them together, forming one pure Blade.

Well, thought Erif. Doubt that's good.

He shot a few coins at the man, without much hope.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

The coins bounced harmlessly off his metal armor, and the metal core supporting the flame in his chest.