The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Well, Conflict can change form to match the power of my opponent, which is pretty neat! Leaves it entirely up to skill." Sequence pauses and furrows her brow. "Y'know on second thought, that might not be that useful..."

"Sounds pretty useful to me!" said Nogard, impressed. "My magic weapon can't do that. Er... at least, I don't think it can. I'm still not entirely certain what it does, exactly."

21 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"Much appreciated."

 

 

Zanitar looked at the Blades. "Uh... Didn't you combine those into the same blade a while ago? That's what Platypus said. And can you all quiet down so I can hear what they're talking about? That squirrel looks familiar..."

Nogard squinted. "Hey, wait a minute- that's Yrank! What's he doing down there?"

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

"Yeah, my apologies. Sorry Platypus!" Sequence calls out into the void.

"Don't worry, he didn't lose too much sleep over it... and Hacob thought it was hilarious he couldn't figure it out."

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Sounds pretty useful to me!" said Nogard, impressed. "My magic weapon can't do that. Er... at least, I don't think it can. I'm still not entirely certain what it does, exactly."

Nogard squinted. "Hey, wait a minute- that's Yrank! What's he doing down there?"

"You have a magic weapon? Also, please, quiet down so we can hear!"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Jilu was quiet, but she heard the Rabbit language. “Hey I speak rabbit! Don’t ask me why I learned it.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

34 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"You have a magic weapon? Also, please, quiet down so we can hear!"

"Yes, a recent acquisition- but we need to help Yrank! He's getting arrested!"

29 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu was quiet, but she heard the Rabbit language. “Hey I speak rabbit! Don’t ask me why I learned it.”

Qodi paused mid-nibble. "Good. Maybe you can tell these fools what's been going on."

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Yes, a recent acquisition- but we need to help Yrank! He's getting arrested!"

Qodi paused mid-nibble. "Good. Maybe you can tell these fools what's been going on."

Jilu looked at the people not the room. “These people have powerful weapons, and they’re gatekeeping those who don’t.”

Tull looked up at this. He had assumed she was crazy when she started speaking gibberish. He stared at her companion. “You should help me too. I’m also getting arrested.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe began rocking out to the song in his head.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe began rocking out to the song in his head.

What song?!?!? Is it. Gojira?!?!? 

Iiiiiiiiiiii won’t bring nooooo materialin the affffterliiife

Name the song.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

13 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Tull looked up at this. He had assumed she was crazy when she started speaking gibberish. He stared at her companion. “You should help me too. I’m also getting arrested.”

How is Tull seeing them they're supposed to be hidden 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

How is Tull seeing them they're supposed to be hidden 

Hehehehe… the power of not reading everything in a giant block of pages.

Tull is (totally didn’t make this up) someone with steelsight.

and somehow it works for sounds too.

Edited October 7, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[xinoehp512 he/him]

22 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu looked at the people not the room. “These people have powerful weapons, and they’re gatekeeping those who don’t.”

Tull looked up at this. He had assumed she was crazy when she started speaking gibberish. He stared at her companion. “You should help me too. I’m also getting arrested.”

"Uh oh," said Nogard, paling slightly. "He's looking right at us. Uh, Shoe, you wouldn't happen to have a distraction?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Uh oh," said Nogard, paling slightly. "He's looking right at us. Uh, Shoe, you wouldn't happen to have a distraction?"

Shoe did have a distraction.

After all . . .

Shoe had muffins.

Shoe pulled out his Bottomless Muffin Bag™ and got ready to shoot muffins at whoever he needed to. He looked to Nogard.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Yes, a recent acquisition- but we need to help Yrank! He's getting arrested!"

Qodi paused mid-nibble. "Good. Maybe you can tell these fools what's been going on."

"So he is. What do you propose we do about it?"

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu looked at the people not the room. “These people have powerful weapons, and they’re gatekeeping those who don’t.”

Tull looked up at this. He had assumed she was crazy when she started speaking gibberish. He stared at her companion. “You should help me too. I’m also getting arrested.”

"I don't think that's quite what's going on," Zanitar says, not taking his eyes off the meeting. "It seems like they're talking about the Great Wizard! And... accusing him of treason?! What? Something about Plotblades. Platypus is not gonna be happy with that Council if they bother his squirrel. And I don't trust that Brave Adventurer. He's got a shifty vibe to him."

Zanitar provides everyone with a play-by-play, forgetting that they can hear it too.

"Hey, OA, does your magic let you know what they were talking about before we got here? Or do something to let us hear it? Is that possible?"

@Ancient Elantrian

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Uh oh," said Nogard, paling slightly. "He's looking right at us. Uh, Shoe, you wouldn't happen to have a distraction?"

"Probably doesn't see us. We are hidden," he says distractedly.

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe did have a distraction.

After all . . .

Shoe had muffins.

Shoe pulled out his Bottomless Muffin Bag™ and got ready to shoot muffins at whoever he needed to. He looked to Nogard.

"Muffins probably won't do too much against the Council. They have wizards and adventurers. The former Brave Adventurer... I don't recall if he won, but he at least drew Platypus in a duel. Of course, he was a rather famous Narrator, so that had something to do with it. Either way, this Council is no joke."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe did have a distraction.

After all . . .

Shoe had muffins.

Shoe pulled out his Bottomless Muffin Bag™ and got ready to shoot muffins at whoever he needed to. He looked to Nogard.

"Get ready to fire if they notice us," Nogard said grimly.

8 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Hey, OA, does your magic let you know what they were talking about before we got here? Or do something to let us hear it? Is that possible?"

"If only there was someone who had been watching the entire time," said Qodi sarcastically.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

"Yes I have character development" Arranis says to anyone who was wondering, choosing not to summon it. 

[Immortal Platypus]

17 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Get ready to fire if they notice us," Nogard said grimly.

"If only there was someone who had been watching the entire time," said Qodi sarcastically.

"I already said I don't speak rabbit," said Zanitar. 

15 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

"Yes I have character development" Arranis says to anyone who was wondering, choosing not to summon it. 

Yes! Got it right.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

already said I don't speak rabbit," said Zanitar. 

"If only someone here knew how to speak rabbit!"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"If only someone here knew how to speak rabbit!"

“I speak rabbit! What are you saying? I blanked.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“I speak rabbit! What are you saying? I blanked.”

"Oh, forget it," grumbled Qodi, going back to her muffin.

Edited October 7, 2024 by xinoehp512

[Immortal Platypus]

11 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"If only someone here knew how to speak rabbit!"

"I still don't speak rabbit."

[The H]

5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard squinted. "Hey, wait a minute- that's Yrank! What's he doing down there?"

Yrank looked around, then locked eyes with Nogard. "Did you say something?"

 

@xinoehp512

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Get ready to fire if they notice us," Nogard said grimly.

1 hour ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Shoe was ready to fire if they were noticed.

He ate a muffin while waiting.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe was ready to fire if they were noticed.

He ate a muffin while waiting.

“Can I have a muffin?” Tull asked.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Can I have a muffin?” Tull asked.

Shoe did not know this person, so he got a plain muffin.

For now.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe did not know this person, so he got a plain muffin.

For now.

“Thank you! I like muffins almost more than that weapon I’m searching for. By the way, do you know where it might be?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

21 minutes ago, The H said:

Yrank looked around, then locked eyes with Nogard. "Did you say something?"

 

@xinoehp512

Yrank shifted position slightly, revealing the person standing behind him (trying very hard to become invisible through sheer force of will.) Nogard gasped. Erif was here? More than that- he was getting arrested!

Nogard made a snap decision. "Shoe! We're breaking these people out of confinement! Fire the muffins!"