The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Sorry

[Aeoryi she/her]

@Lightweaver2 you can make your own character materialize out of thin air. You don't even need a entire Character Sheet, you just need a name.

"Oh, Okay... Uh... How many sticks did that weigh again?"

 

 

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

"My leg weighs 13 sticks."

[Aeoryi she/her]

"So that's... 37 sticks. That's still 20 more than what I can carry, however."

 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

A mysterious goblin teleports from his pocket dimension. “I’m Drilk, I may be able to help with your predicament, for a price. I have a potion of weightlessness that I will trade for your leg.” He cackles manically.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second looks at him confused for a second before letting out a delayed scream. "My leg? I kind of need my leg-"

[NameIess]

The brave adventurer hands Drilk a leg of ham. “This good enough?”

[Aeoryi she/her]

"UH... Hows the goblino merchant dude gonna get back?" River asks

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

"We don't ask those questions." He puts his leg back on.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“I’ll take the ham, but it won’t make as good as of meal as Second’s leg,” Drilk says. He hands Second a bottle filled with an white, oily substance. “Drink this and it’ll make you weightless for a while.” He then grabs the ham.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second takes a long swig of the substance, he sticks his tongue out in disgust. "Tastes like feet and old tires."

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Second becomes weightless. A of wind blows him off of his feet and he hangs in the air just above the ground.

[NameIess]

The brave adventurer grabs Second’s leg before he can float away. “Excellent. Now we can just throw you across!”

[Aeoryi she/her]

River grabs Second and Flies over to the other side of the chasm and puts him down on the ground gently before returning to The.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second jumps up and down giggling slightly as he bounces.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

His potion had begun to wear off, so instead of being fully weightless it was  like he was 20% of his normal weight.
 

Drilk teleports to where Second is and says, “It was fun doing business with you, is there anything else you would like to bargain for?”

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, the brave adventurer has managed to get a rope hooked on the other side of the chasm and is attempting to shimmy across it to the other side.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second pulls out a rock. “I can give you this for something.” He scratches his head.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“What is the history of this fine stone?” Drilk asks.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

“I found it in a pile of Ive got a jar of di-irt dirt three weeks ago.” It looks like a perfectly normal rock.  

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“Does it have any special properties?”

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Second blinks. "Its a rock, yeah- okay?" 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“Just a rock you say. What makes you think I would want it? Maybe I should go speak to that strong adventurer over there unless you have something else to offer.”

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

"I mean the rock is an excellent skipping rock I guess.  . its kinda round but that's really all its got."

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, the brave adventurer is dangling from the rope by one foot, regretting his life decisions.