The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Edema Rue she/her]

And so, after a quick run back to their various lairs, hideouts, and castles to put on their evil makeup, they decided something. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

They all decided to balance elephants on their heads.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

However this wasn't strange enough. And so they did something stranger, they...

[NameIess]

Started spending all the time they normally spent planning awesome monologues working on their villainous plans instead.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And this ended up ACTUALLY being effective!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Somewhat. For when they returned, their plans worked…but they had no dramatic monologues to give to the heroes as they captured them. 

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[NameIess]

Instead they just killed them immediately. It was soooooooo boring.

[Edema Rue she/her]

And thus ended the Council of Bob and the Hierarchy of Jane.

[NameIess]

And thus rose the Councarchy of Job!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And also the collar wearing cats! Also known as CWC!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

In general the power vacuum was filled with several pointless guilds.

[NameIess]

It was at this moment that the new hero by the name of Gourd made his entrance.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

It was dramatic, with kazoos and even a party popper!

[Edema Rue she/her]

He was wearing a Gourd’s Gym t-shirt. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which was a pretty cool keepsake, as most of the inhabitants of TLT II had gone into hiding.

[Edema Rue she/her]

In response to their impromptu game of hide and seek, Gourdo decided to...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Throw a large box of venomous snakes into the nearby volcano.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

decided it would be a good plan to get all the volcanos to dance in a konga line.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth pointed out that it's spelled "conga line" and "volcanoes."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hoid ignored this and got the volcanos to dance in a konga line. Shattering reality in the process.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Adonalsium was also shattered.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, Jasnah got angry because of this.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And that's terrible.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

She terrified Hoid, so