The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But they couldn't because they were no longer The Largest Beings.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A species of giant sentient rabbits were now The Largest Beings. Not to be confused with The Largest Being, who was obviously Ego. Ego had a strongly unhealthy diet of arrogance, pride and more.

[NameIess]

His doctor was very upset.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Doctor Upset was trying to get Ego to stop eating Nameless' favorite foods.

[NameIess]

This was insulting, but Nameless wasn't around to get angry at it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Clapping made his guest star entrance into TLT and started announcing today's episode of Who's That Narrator!

[NameIess]

"This Narrator has a god complex, and has committed genocide multiple times!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

various people in the audience raise their hands. Clapping pointed at one, "the one in the lab coat, what's your name?"

"Sammie, sir. I think it's Thaidakar." The man in the lab coat shivered excitedly.

[NameIess]

Another member of the audience shouted over Sammie quite rudely. "No it's not! That's obviously Bookwyrm!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Another yelled, "it's Nameless, who else?"

[NameIess]

The audience quickly devolved into loud squabbling.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook watched with a bag of popcorn. Mythos, who was next to him, asked, "Spook, why the storms do you like to watch all this arguing?"

Spook chuckled, "It's fun, just wait till they start doing a mosh pit. It'll be epic, I'll throw some popcorn soon."

[NameIess]

The audience quickly came to blows, and soon the camera began shaking from the force of the explosions.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook laughed all the while as Mythos began to get nervous.

[NameIess]

One member of the audience threw a fork, and it sailed directly into Mythos' forehead.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos caught it and threw it back at breakneck speeds, "that's it, I'm going." He teleported to an undisclosed location. 

Spook sighed, "and just before the best part!" he nuked the whole place as he left.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The bickering caused the audience to start doing a moash pit.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A spool of yarn appeared in the middle of a giant forest.

[NameIess]

With the aid of the nuke's radiation, they all mutated into Moashes and started seeking Narrator blood.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The Moashes are killed by super spies.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The super spies are consumed by ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the mutation is contagious.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A Moash disease spreads.

[NameIess]

Soon Mythos had a bunch of angry trees following him around.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard falls infront of the mob. "NO I HAD THE SANDWICH!"