The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the portal wasn't. And also the key was a literal key.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Well, shall we search?" The Cellist asked of his helpful mount.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm appeared.

"Sorry, a shift in the fabric of TLT ate me for a second. And I sense another one coming, so I probably won't be here for too long. But I'll help find the key for as long as I can so we can escape this toilet labyrinth, meet up with Eof, and find his family."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Yes" Replies the Eizard in a deep Scottish brogue. You have to visually hear it.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Wow, that's pretty cool. Welcome Bookwyrm! Let's find that key."

Edited September 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I think it be in the sarcophagus."

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist guides the Eizard over, and then opens the sarcophagus.

[NameIess]

It immediately sucked everyone inside, into the belly of the Toilet.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Well, I was told the key was somewhere in the depths of this place, so that was probably a good thing."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"So I was right. I smell it nearby." The Eizard's giraffe tongue flicks out.

[NameIess]

A distant voice sounded somewhere in the web of distant tunnels.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"It appears we have company. Ready your weapons, just in case."

[NameIess]

The voice became louder, approaching the group.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Ok, get ready to fight, but wait. We don't want to attack without seeing who this is."

[NameIess]

The voice became scattered words. "mumblemumblemumbleslimemumblemumbleLIMB FROM LIMB!mumblemumblewith my bare hands! I'll RIP YOUR GUTS OUT, you HEAR ME?!mumblemumble"

[That1Cellist he/him]

"I think whoever this is must have gone insane a long time ago, living in a place such as this." The Cellist observed.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I'd say that's a fair guess," Bookwyrm said as he summoned his Narrationblade.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Eizard trumpeted in agreement and it's eight spider hands, each pulled out a different magical weapon.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm carefully approached the source of the murderous mumbling.

[NameIess]

The mumbling ceased suddenly, silence consuming the echoing labyrinth. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Uh oh," Bookwyrm said, tensing. 

[NameIess]

Shadows deepened subtly around the group.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Eizard's eyes rotate 360 degrees around it's head looking for danger. It's eight arms wave it's weapons menacingly.

[NameIess]

A dripping sound broke the silence.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"This might be a trap, my fellow human and Eizard"

Edited September 26, 2022 by That1Cellist