The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And the Last Krakatrice the other.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Thus ended the great Bubbles, slayer of dragons, CEO of Bubbles inc.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nobody was sad, as it had been a very corrupt and evil business.

Edited September 25, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

But at least Nameless had popcorn.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The popcorn strangled Nameless.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So, Nobody went to Nameless' house to ask for some popcorn.

Edited September 25, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Because that was where the popcorn demon lived.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nobody ate the Popcorn Demon, killing it.

[NameIess]

Fortunately for Nameless, he didn't need to breath very often. And he didn't share his best popcorn with nobody.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

So the best popcorn demon strangled Nobody instead.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nobody had killed the Popcorn Demon, which granted him some of his own popcorn, so he left Nameless' house.

[NameIess]

Nameless was relieved that Nobody hadn't seen his apples.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But Everyone had.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Everyone (np) was sad that the apples weren't pineapples.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Somebody has seen them first, however.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Nameless ate them all. And then he did a backflip.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Confusion reigned as the ninjas attacked and the realm was thrust into the present tense.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Everybody (np) and Somebody (np, to make things perfectly confusing)'s race was judged by Somepeople. He screamed to start the race.

[NameIess]

Nameless hates this.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But by then it had returned to the past tense.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

To everyone's relief.

[That1Cellist he/him]

everyone was sued by Everyone for stealing his name.

[NameIess]

Nameless decides that he likes present tense while he eats a chicken.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Somebody will decide that future tense is better. They will also be eating turkey.

Edited September 25, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

But Nameless is not happy with this future.