The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He ran out very fast.

[NameIess]

Sadly.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

..He drowned...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

In cat urine.

[NameIess]

"He" referred to Wizard, of course.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He actually refered to a ghanderflaffle that was named Wizard.

[NameIess]

And also Wizard the Narrator.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately Wizard had been drowned in homework, instead of cat urine.

[NameIess]

A much sadder fate.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunatly, he did have cats.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, they were kittens.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Unfortunately, they were kittens.

Wizard loved his kittens so much that he came back to life.

Edited September 22, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

This was rather awkward, as the kittens were in the process of selling his body to a necromancer.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The kittens didn’t realize he was alive, and sold Wizard’s body.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The necromancer died.

[NameIess]

So did Wizard.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Because the kittens only sold Wizards body and his body was separated from his mind and he was stuck in the Cognitive Realm. Where he quickly died.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard however refused to die and so his cognitive shadow hung around.

[NameIess]

Until Nightblood ate him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard fused with Nightblood becoming Wizblood. 

[NameIess]

The greatest Ghanderflaffle in fifteen minutes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile Wizblood destroyed the spiritual realm.

[NameIess]

He killed millions.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizblood did the Ghirahim tongue thing and starts looking for another realm to destroy.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, it was at this moment that his Demise counterpart showed up and ripped the Wizblade out of his chest.