The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And everyone else too. Butt was very good at cursing.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was all part of Eof's plan.

Yes, Eof's, not Foe's. Eof was regaining power.

[NameIess]

This was good, because world domination could continue. World domination continuing was a fun thing indeed.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But this time, Eof would dominate the world so he could protect those he loved, not for his own gain.

Bookwyrm followed Eof through the portal.

"Where are we?" he asked, glancing around.

[NameIess]

"We are in the Ghanderflaffle empire, of course."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A random Ghanderflaffle emperor declared "FROM NOW ON REVERSE CHARADES SHALL BE REVERSE RAID. THE GREAT SNAKE HAS SPOKEN IT, LET IT BE SO!"

Edited September 21, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

No one knew what this meant.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The reverse raids started.

[NameIess]

The great snake was pleased.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Ghanderflaffles won lots of stuff, including a pardon!

[NameIess]

With the pardon, they could finally return to their ancient home.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The ancient sea of...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Miller's Planet.

Turns out it WAS habitable after all!

Edited September 21, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

And so they finally returned home, and lived happily ever after.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Till the Eofoe war found them.

Edited September 21, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Then their tears were without measure.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was the day Eof and Foe finally found each other. Their fight lasted many...

[NameIess]

*REDACTED*'s

The battle was *REDACTED* and *REDACTED*

In the end, the victor was *REDACTED*

(These redactions brought to you by the prophecy enforcement Co., number one protectors of the future! Wouldn't want anything getting spoiled, now would you?)

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Meanwhile, in the past...

"Why are we in the Ghanderflaffle Empire?" Bookwyrm asked Eof.

[NameIess]

"Because an old... well, not an old friend. An old associate, perhaps, lives here."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The old associate was dropped dead in front of them.

[NameIess]

"Well, I suppose that's to be expected." Eof knelt down next to the body, examining the massive hole in it's chest. "Interesting. He was killed by a Sarton feather. Those are only found in the jungles of Balfia." He looked up at Bookwyrm, eyes glittering. "I guess we know our next move."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Well, I suppose that's to be expected." Eof knelt down next to the body, examining the massive hole in it's chest. "Interesting. He was killed by a Sarton feather. Those are only found in the jungles of Balfia." He looked up at Bookwyrm, eyes glittering. "I guess we know our next move."

Bookwyrm summoned a portal to the Jungles of Balfia.

"I'm guessing it's this?"

[NameIess]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm summoned a portal to the Jungles of Balfia.

"I'm guessing it's this?"

"Indeed." Eof stepped through the portal, pulling a machete from his pack. "You ever been here before?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

"Indeed." Eof stepped through the portal, pulling a machete from his pack. "You ever been here before?"

"No," Bookwyrm replied. "Despite being a Narrator, I don't know everything, and I haven't been everywhere." Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade in a similar form.