The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook nodded grimly, "I know what has to be done, Nin, I know it very well. I shall do my best to not interfere."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm appeared.

"You all have been talking about this prophecy for a while, but what exactly is it?" he asked, hoping someone would answer.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard appeared. "Only Eof knows all, and those in it know the lines about them. Like this"

The Wizard and the Wyrm

Must search the mountain

Secrets hidden within

Locked behind peas

If you venture into the deep

If you go too far

Then you'll be drowned.

"Or something like that."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

If you go too far

Then you'll be drowned.

frozen 2 methinks?

[Going_North_cal]

heavy frozen 2 vibes lmao.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast ate Wizard's words. This confused everyone. Samanth went looking for Mysterious X. The Stormwarden started to make a flight/glide suit.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos appeared in Abomination's old lab. A small withergeist floated in the corner of the large library. Five withergeists burst in suddenly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym appeared.

"Does Mordite work on Withergeists?" he asked.

 

Meanwhile, Bookwyrm appeared near Wizard.

"What mountain?" he asked.

[NameIess]

Nameless walked into the room. "Yeah, it works. Pure Mordite could even kill the Witherlord, if he didn't have the ability to control it. Why'd you call me here Mythos?"

Edited September 9, 2022 by Nameless

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym drew his Mordite blade, ready to help in case the Withergeists attacked.

"Oh, and Nameless?" Rym added. "My Narrator has a message for you. He wants you to tell him everything you know about the prophecy. When you have time."

[NameIess]

"Sure. I should have time in... how long do you think the prophecy will take to finish?" 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Nameless walked into the room. "Yeah, it works. Pure Mordite could even kill the Witherlord, if he didn't have the ability to control it. Why'd you call me here Mythos?"

"I didn't, but I'm glad you're here anyways." Mythos charged at the withergeists. they looked at him oddly.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They blew up.

[NameIess]

Nameless put down his Narrationblade, shaking some withergeist dust off his cloak. "So Mythos, I've been meaning to ask: you think the prophecy's actually real?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym, after watching the Withergeists explode, put away his Mordite sword.

"Huh. That was weird."

[NameIess]

"Stuff usually is."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Usually?" Everyone asked. "I'd say always."

[NameIess]

"Well, eventually weird becomes normal, you know?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Fair enough, I suppose."

[NameIess]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Good news! You don't have brain cancer anymore.

[NameIess]

Butt was shocked to learn that he had had brain cancer.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But it was all okay because he didn't anymore, since pineapples.

[NameIess]

Pineapples truly were the best food ever.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Especially since their mere presence cured cancer, world hunger, war, the energy crisis, and the secret to faster-than-light travel.