The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

AdoKho smiled then said, "alright, what's this quest for again?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"We're looking for the legendary Pine Tree." Replied Butt.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"That? You mean the tree in my backyard?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"No, it's in this forest and it's guarded by mice." Butt then sagely adds "The skyeel entrails told us where it was."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"I see..." said AdoKho, "what was the sky eel named?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt blinked. "It was dead and I was looking in it's guts. Why would I know it's name?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"No reason..." said AdoKho. "Anyhow, shall we just teleport there?"

[Turtle they/them]

With rats.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They appeared in the midst of a swarm of rats attacking the tree.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

AdoKho drew a sword and started hacking at the rats.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This made Angry Rat angry, so Angry Rat left go join Angry Man

Edited September 8, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt used his powers as a windrunner squire to help.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

He killed almost all of the rats with his sword.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But he looked really stupid.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

If stupid meant cool.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which it didn't.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was saved by Ti who was a windrunner of the fourth ideal.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was at this point that the Legendary Pine-Tree began to walk away.

[NameIess]

No one noticed until all the rats were dead, and at that point the tree was long gone. And it had stolen all the strawberries.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Butt stopped right in its path like an enormous roadblock.

Edited September 8, 2022 by That1Cellist
Ninja'd

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The tree trampled him.

[NameIess]

 Then the ninjas stabbed Butt in the back, causing him to fall unconscious.

Edited September 8, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

AdoKho grabbed the tree by the branches and said, "hey, you're coming with me or I'll slice you to pieces and see what your sap looks like."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt spoke the third ideal.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, it wasn’t cool enough to attract a spren.