The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

Of course. But the incoming pineapples were a part of his even grander plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Asphera sued ? for copyright "I used that statement first, sssso it'sss mine!" Hisses Asphera

[That1Cellist he/him]

This was, of course, ridiculous, but they happened to be in America.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And so the war between them began.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It was a very long legal battle over copyright and originality in TLT.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

She used her staff to drain Sith Mario's powers from him and empowered her army with sith powers. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

But this was against the rules of the trial.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

She then used her staff to suck away the legal powers from the jury and empowered her army a second time.

Edited September 7, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The jury regained their legal powers through the consumption of magic tuna smoothies.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Gross.” Said the jury, in unison, of course.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Drinking tuna smoothies was sometimes necessary, but never pleasant.

Except, of course, to that one person who liked them. He had been killed long ago for that opinion.

[That1Cellist he/him]

All involved in the trial set out to go find him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Only the judges left, the armies warred while they were gone.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But the judges didn't care.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so they died. Duh-Duh-DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Edited September 7, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[That1Cellist he/him]

That was because the person they were looking for had died, so they went to the afterlife to find him.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And they all became cognitive shadows. And it turned out Tuna Smoothie Guy was one too!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They passed a bit too close to threnody.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And then someone drew blood, so they all went into a frenzy and T.S.G started throwing tuna smoothies.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This resulted in their souls getting eaten by the Evil.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The Evil became un-evil because it ate T.S.G’s smoothies.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Evil became Friends with T.S.G and they bonded over their shared love of Tuna Smoothies.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And the judges realized liking tuna smoothies wasn’t such a bad thing after all.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Revan stole all the tuna smoothy in the world

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Collective Society of Tuna Smoothie Enjoyers declared war.