The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They had a really small budget.

[NameIess]

Mythos found an entirely new dimension outside of the door. A new and exciting dimension, where all of his power was meaningless.

Edited September 6, 2022 by Nameless

[Turtle they/them]

The castles back door, however, disappeared when he entered this realm.

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Ninja’d (but actually just didn’t realize there was a new page)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Emperor Zarkon started a SPOREtree food buisness across from Lift.

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[NameIess]

Mythos had somehow been transported to another realm.

[Turtle they/them]

Lift started making plans to kill him in his sleep.

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Ninja’d again how could you anakin you were… Bold

[NameIess]

Terrible plans, but plans nonetheless.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

These plans failed against Zarkon's quintessence enfused food.

[Turtle they/them]

Lift had the idea to hire a mercenary from Star Wars, named (…)

[NameIess]

Boushh.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A small cucumber person appeared. Mythos cocked his head at the odd person, "hello?"

[Turtle they/them]

Born on the planet Uba IV, Boushh left his homeworld as soon as he could^[1] and eventually secured a reputation for himself as a formidable and dangerous bounty hunterdespite his small stature,^[3] and worked for many paymasters.

(credit goes to woookipedia)

[NameIess]

The cucumber person stared at Mythos in amazement. "You look just like him!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos cocked is head then paused, "... you can't mean you saw... Abomination?"

[NameIess]

"I don't know who that is. All I know is you look like this statue we have in our capital."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

One of Boushh's paymasters was none other than Eof.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos blinked, "okay... can I see the statue?"

[NameIess]

"Sure, follow me." The cucumber person started walking towards a distant city rainbow blur. "It's a memorial to our ruler from times long lost."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos followed, curious.

[Turtle they/them]

The stench of raw chicken and cat hair was quite disgusting.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden continued to observe.

[NameIess]

The cucumber person led Mythos into the rainbow blur, revealing a sprawling metropolitan city. Then he gestured to a monument made of stars, with a plaque written in some unknown language. "See? Here he is. He ruled us for millennia, and when his reign ended we made this monument to him."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos staggered backwards. He widened his eyes, "I-I... WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM! WHAT WAS HIS NAME?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Qwiznak the fourth, thou were a great ruler, COME BACK TO US NOW!" The ground starts rumbling.

[NameIess]

The cucumber person nodded thoughtfully. "Qwiznak was a great ruler. But he wasn't this one. We don't know his name anymore. Forgot it ages ago."