The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

All that lived there were terrorized by a pink fluff ball.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

The pink fluffball’s name was Joe. They did Opera in their free time. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Joe was protector in kirby's absence.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Kirby had gone on an adventure with King Dedede.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

To find a magic pineapple.

Edited September 6, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was going to be a great pet.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

A new religion called Suddenlypineappleism was created. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

Kirby and King Dedede were the founders of this religion.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, Pineapples.

[That1Cellist he/him]

All the members of the pineapple religion rejoiced.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And everyone else screamed in terror.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately for them, everyone was now alive.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So the Pineapple people kept rejoicing.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, PineTREES.

[NameIess]

PineTREES was the best flavor of donuts.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Lift made good money selling them.

[NameIess]

If she could stop eating them long enough to take money from her customers.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was a good thing she wasn't stealing her customer's money, because Nale the Skybreaker was standing nearby.

[NameIess]

He had a weakness for PineTREES flavored ice cream.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Lift was selling that as well and actually making some money off of it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

All of that money was put towards ingredients for more PineTREES flavored edible items.

[NameIess]

Surprisingly, PineTREES flavored waffles were not very popular.

[Turtle they/them]

The members of suddenlypinnapleism were yelling about how lift’s pineTREES business was more of a multi level marketing scheme than their religion.

[NameIess]

But since 99% of their budget was now spent on buying pineTREES flavored pineapples, they couldn't really complain.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The thaidakar piece escaped, he broke out of the piece and went back to the afterlife for some peace. 

Mythos went out of the back door of his castle.