The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt Venture, who was a rook, quickly took him.

This was all according to Eof's plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard lost his Butt venture rook to Nameless's knight.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It had been an unfortunate blunder.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But then Nameless lost his knight to the Thaidakar pawn.

Edited September 6, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

The Thaidakar pawn got taken by the Hoid Queen. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The hoid queen was taken by the Esmerelda Queen. 

Butt's sister, not the daughter of Queen Etheldreda 

Edited September 6, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

The Hoid Queen started insulting Esmerelda so much from the side of the board she fell down and was easily taken by Jasnah the King. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Jasnah the King was taken by the combined knights of Kaladin and Szeth, ending the game.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Hooray!" All of the onlookers cheered.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

All of the onlookers cheered, except one. They had been taken to observe this match against their will.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This one onlooker was the person known as Somepeople.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Somepeople was not happy about their predicament.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They decided to do something about it.

[NameIess]

So they punched Wizard in the face.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This caused a lot of unwanted side effects.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

With a pineapple.

Edited September 6, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd.

[NameIess]

Because pineapples were the new Ghandeflaffle empire.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This was most unfortunate, as the majority of common pineapples were not capable of cognitive function.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But the ones that were took over the universe.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This made Somepeople angry, so they teamed up with angry man to create more sentient pineapples.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The sentient pineapples unfortunately overthrew them once they had been created, which made the two of them even more angry.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Such amazing amounts of anger caused several planets to collapse.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was very sad.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The debris started orbiting a super star.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Known as planet popstar.