The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And so everyone attacked everyone.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

And vice versa.

[NameIess]

But everyone was winning.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Everyone was quite happy at this fact.

[NameIess]

But everyone was also quite sad.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden watched with disgust as the Narrators once again increased violence. X, the Quarkbeast, and Samanth tried to keep out of everyone's way.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly,    H A M B U R G E R.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

H A M B U R G E R was Eof and Esmerelda's twentieth son.

[NameIess]

H A M B U R G E R engaged Samanth and the Quarkbeast in a heated discussion of thread politics.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook joined the discussion, bringing reasonable arguments into it.

[NameIess]

These arguments were rejected out of hand.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Flippedy Flappedy ate a sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But that was irrelevant.

Edited September 4, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[NameIess]

Because H A M B U R G E R was now seen as the foremost expert on all things TLT politics.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Then Hoid appeared.

Edited September 4, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Turtle they/them]

Hoid said "who stole my mac and cheese?"

this thing is still going I love it

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

H A M B U R G E R tentatively raised his hand.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Good. I hated that mac and cheese; there wasn't any bacon in it."

Which made no sense because Hoid couldn't eat bacon anyway.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Nameless had some bacon-free bacon that Hoid could eat.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hoid started a Rosharan waffle company.

[Turtle they/them]

Hoid sung a song over a campfire about the bacon free bacon.

 

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a rather tasty song.

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffles much enjoyed consuming it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The free bacon gave them gas.

[NameIess]

But the melody as a whole was rather soothing to the stomach.