The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Not too surprised though.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just the second most unexpected thing that had happened to that author that day.

[NameIess]

The first most unexpected thing had been being Narrated by a Narrator.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And now all denizens of TLT knew they were being watched by at least one higher being, one almost immune to narration.

[NameIess]

Wizard suddenly found himself standing in an infinite plain of nothingness.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Narrator Wizard sat and listened in the infinite plain of nothingness.

[NameIess]

A formless being appeared before him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Who are you?"

[NameIess]

"I am that which is beyond you."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"So you are one of the authors I have caught glimpses of?"

[NameIess]

"You could say that."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Then why must we write in bold?"

[NameIess]

The being rippled. "Because I will it."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Why does your kind like saying suddenly pineapples?"

[NameIess]

"We do not. That is something of you Narrators. Now, enough of this small talk. I must tell you the purpose for this visit."

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist realized that Nameless and Wizard were really the only active people in the two sort of role plays he was sort of part of.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

10 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"We do not. That is something of you Narrators. Now, enough of this small talk. I must tell you the purpose for this visit."

"I am listening."

[That1Cellist he/him]

"So am I."

[NameIess]

21 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I am listening."

The being swirled angrily, expanding to fill the entirety of the infinite plane. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, a stampede of cantaloupes thundered through the formless plain.

[NameIess]

They burned to ash. "This is why. You blasted Narrators are always creating annoying stuff, and I've had enough of it. Any last words before I destroy this place and recreate it more peacefully?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

They burned to ash. "This is why. You blasted Narrators are always creating annoying stuff, and I've had enough of it. Any last words before I destroy this place and recreate it more peacefully?"

"Yet you use our power to achieve the same ends."

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Yet you use our power to achieve the same ends."

"Your power? I use my power. And so do you."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"We have the same power. It comes from a source outside of us, and is subject to their whims."

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"We have the same power. It comes from a source outside of us, and is subject to their whims."

"Their whims? That source is me foolish Narrator."