The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

His consultant was a cat named Ember.

[NameIess]

After an ancient magical ritual, Ember gained powers even greater than Uncle Brandy's

[That1Cellist he/him]

But Uncle Brandy had left to find Eof.

Edited August 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They hadn't fully developed yet and wouldn't for twenty more pages.

[NameIess]

But Nin's allies the non-legendary ninjas were running interference in the meantime to prevent Nin's plan from being stopped.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Their effiecency had decreased with the lack of narrators and the megaphone was dismantled.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, the consultant was the real plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As Eof sized up Uncle Brandy he saw that he was going to need some help.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin volunteered his R.C.M.K and R.C.M.B along with the R.C.M.P. he had acquired.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I'm sorry to turn you down Nin, but I need weapons of real power. Such as a spear used by the lord ruler, kaladin stormblessed, and kelsier."

Edited August 26, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless was offended by all this rulemaking.

Rym did a backflip.

Did you not just see all the posts about not controlling other people's characters?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Did you not just see all the posts about not controlling other people's characters?

It's already been paid for, he was Uncle Brandy's servant for many years.

Kaladin Stormblessed showed up to help Uncle Brandy with his depression.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was at this point that a ninja stole Kaladin's spear.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It reappeared in his hand.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Syl laughed and said, "that was pointless!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They then flew through stone to meet Uncle Brandy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Someone named Rock, no relation to Lunar, started a very successful business in TLT.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kaladin bought some depression flavored chouta.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rock, no relation to Lunar, was the one who sold it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Rock, no relation to Lunamor, became a billionaire in a week from his excellent food, exotic goods, spices, books, etc. he was going to make it big.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Then came the Rajangs.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They were incredible for his business, and accelerated his growth so that he became a trillionaire within a week instead of just a billionaire.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Disregarding the fact that Rajangs are massively overmuscled apes that have an unquenchable rage and turn yellow and shoot lightning.

[NameIess]

The lawsuits were annoying, or they would be if Rajangs didn’t love the taste of an honest, unbribable jury.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Everyone remembered that Uncle Brandy had taken over TLT.