The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos asked Nameless if he wanted to play a game of poker with some of Thaidakar's old friends. they were mostly penguins and Ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

Nameless replied that the penguins had all disappeared with Thaidakar, and he was more of a board game guy anyways.

Edited August 20, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos shrugged, "your loss." he went to play with the ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

He promptly lost all of his worldly possessions.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Luckily he had possessions on other worlds besides this one.

[NameIess]

Then the Ghanderflaffles won those from him too.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Then Mythos shrugged, quiting the game and narrating new possessions.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But those possessions happened to all be boxes of cat litter.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos sighed, perhaps being Thaidakar's heir wasn't all it was cracked up to be...

[NameIess]

Indeed, it wasn't.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

In fact, it had gained Mythos several new enemies, including the organization of Pygmy elephants.

[NameIess]

They were upset that Thaidakar had never killed all their beans.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was so bad that no messaging system would deliver letters for him, including the message rat system.

Edited August 20, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Things were tough for Mythos.

[NameIess]

Until he realized that he could just make friends if he wanted to.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

He and Spook created a system where whatever bad thing that happened to Mythos would go back to the Narrator who narrated it.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, this system immediately exploded after Nameless accidentally tripped Mythos.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The System filed a restraining order on Nameless for this very reason.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, it didn't work.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The System decided to flee the country.

[NameIess]

Only to find that its escape pilot was Nameless.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The System then attempted to flee the planet.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, they had no FTL drive and only basic propulsion, so they didn't get far at all.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Nameless was the only person who owned a rocket capable of interplanetary travel.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Then, suddenly, Cellos.