The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The apple mafia was quickly overwhelmed by the power of citrus.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much rejoicing.

[NameIess]

This concludes the weekly episode of 'Fruity Terror'. Please tune in next week for the tantalizing tale of kiwi's encounter with the grape armada.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, the show’s rotten tomatoes rating dropped from 93% to 6% for no valid reason.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, despite the terrible rating the show was still wildly successful, causing a 638.93% increase in subscribers to Laser tv, the streaming service it was aired on.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

9 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless appeared to Rym and told him that the sword he was holding was rather dangerous.

"I'd assumed as much," Rym said. "Can you tell me the properties of this metal, and exactly why it's dangerous?"

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I'd assumed as much," Rym said. "Can you tell me the properties of this metal, and exactly why it's dangerous?"

Well, to put it simply, Mordite kills stuff. In it's purified form, it can kill anything, including immortals, Narrators, and even the Witherlord himself.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Well, to put it simply, Mordite kills stuff. In it's purified form, it can kill anything, including immortals, Narrators, and even the Witherlord himself.

"Hm. Do you know of anyone who could re-forge it for me?"

[NameIess]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

"Hm. Do you know of anyone who could re-forge it for me?"

"Why do you need it reforged?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile Eof came into the possition of extra ordinary wizard.

[NameIess]

This was all part of his master plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And part of that plan was for him to become extra ordinary. So that all would know that his first two initials E.O. were Extra Ordinary. No-one(non-personified) knew what the F stood for.

[NameIess]

Except for his wife, of course.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Esmerelda was in on his plan, it was why she had married him in the first place.

Esmerelda is butt's sister's name, right?

[NameIess]

That and his personality, of course.

I think so.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eof had a rather magnetic personality, literally.

[Going_North_cal]

13 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Lana let out a long exhale, then wrapped her arms around Calano. "I'm so sorry Calano. I think they always regretted not having you in their lives." She pulled him tight.

Calano, not used to physical touch, flinched.

He then realized that he had gone so long in the Unseen Plane he had forgotten what a hug felt like.

And everything he had been bottling up for the past several years, all the anger, hate, frustration, sadness, all of it came rushing out as he sobbed into Lana's shoulder.

such angst

Edited August 19, 2022 by CalanoCorvus

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

40 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Calano, not used to physical touch, flinched.

He then realized that he had gone so long in the Unseen Plane he had forgotten what a hug felt like.

And everything he had been bottling up for the past several years, all the anger, hate, frustration, sadness, all of it came rushing out as he sobbed into Lana's shoulder.

such angst

Lana held him there, trying to pack as much comfort and love into the embrace as she could. "I'm here," she whispered. They stood like that for what seemed like an eternity, them together in solidarity, a team that could struggle through anything.

facts tho 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

"Why do you need it reforged?"

"I'd like the sword to fit my personal preferences for fighting a little better. And I'm not sure if I want Abomination's mark on the blade."

As a side note, Rym though it was interesting that three different stories were being narrated at the same time.

[Going_North_cal]

17 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Lana held him there, trying to pack as much comfort and love into the embrace as she could. "I'm here," she whispered. They stood like that for what seemed like an eternity, them together in solidarity, a team that could struggle through anything.

facts tho 

The feathers turned a melancholy shade of deep blue, but blessedly stayed silent throughout Calano's... episode.

Eventually, the sobs subsided into ragged breathing, and Calano released Lana from the hug.

"Well," Calano said hoarsely, "We can do this the easy way or the fun way. Which way would you prefer?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

15 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

The feathers turned a melancholy shade of deep blue, but blessedly stayed silent throughout Calano's... episode.

Eventually, the sobs subsided into ragged breathing, and Calano released Lana from the hug.

"Well," Calano said hoarsely, "We can do this the easy way or the fun way. Which way would you prefer?"

"You're asking me?" Lana cracked a smile. "I already know which one you want to do. The fun way!"

[Going_North_cal]

4 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"You're asking me?" Lana cracked a smile. "I already know which one you want to do. The fun way!"

"Well, we're about to Narrate."

Calano waved his hands, and the Unseen Plane retreated over the horizon, replaced by the green grass of the world Calano created, in a time that seemed so long ago.

Calano plucked a Blaisy from the ground, a small black flower, and gave it to Lana.

"It's good to see you," He said, smiling softly.

"Now, we're going to use an... unorthodox method to contact your friend. What's their name?"

[NameIess]

39 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I'd like the sword to fit my personal preferences for fighting a little better. And I'm not sure if I want Abomination's mark on the blade."

As a side note, Rym though it was interesting that three different stories were being narrated at the same time.

"Hm. Working  with Mordite is dangerous, but I know a guy who can do it."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was Hunter who had become a blacksmith in his advancing years.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

13 hours ago, Nameless said:

"No thank you. Some weapons would be nice."

Nowhere nodded, "Alright, I have two forcefield swords, seven aluminum beskar alloy shields and a bunch of other stuff you may want."

53 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I'd like the sword to fit my personal preferences for fighting a little better. And I'm not sure if I want Abomination's mark on the blade."

As a side note, Rym though it was interesting that three different stories were being narrated at the same time.

Mythos smiled, "I think I'm starting to like you."

 

Rym was correct, several stories were being narrated at the same time.