The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone sighed. “I thought that might happen.” A new army, this time made up of bears descended  upon the unified cat/dog forces.

Edited August 18, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They fell to the army of babies.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone sighed, and gave up their attempt to end the cat/dog army.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A random person in humankind created the exploding kittens and with it humanities survival.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everybody cheered.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The downside was that some kittens were now exploding kittens and there was no way to tell the difference.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everybody cowered in fear. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

2 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said:

"I don't- I- What?"

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Lana let out a long exhale, then wrapped her arms around Calano. "I'm so sorry Calano. I think they always regretted not having you in their lives." She pulled him tight.

[NameIess]

It was fortunate that Nameless was an immortal Narrator,  because he couldn’t resist petting a kitten no matter how obvious it was that fsaid kitten was about to explode.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

No narrator could resist and many mortal beings fell to the kitten's charms.

[NameIess]

Something had to be done, yet no one was willing to do it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, Landing Sequence said:

Hadn’t he already gotten married? If Thaidakar had a grandson and Spook was his only son, it made sense.

Spook sighed, "I got divorced before I had my first cameo."

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless gave this to Thaidakar as evidence that he should make Mythos his heir instead of Spook.

 

1 hour ago, Landing Sequence said:

Did Thaidakar really need an heir? If his plans went well, he’d live forever.

 

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

He needed an heir if he cared about the timeline enough to eventually go back to his proper place in it.

 

1 hour ago, Landing Sequence said:

That’s true. He was dead, and had time traveled forwards. Everyone had forgotten.

Thaidakar hadn't forgotten and knew he should pick an heir. He rubbed his forehead then asked Sequence if they would help him choose.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten from the Fourth Dimension, aided by Rym, Bookwyrm's Avatar, set out to end the conflict.

Bookwyrm realized that Found had actually been one of his Avatars all along.

Edited August 19, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The kittens love the two of them as neither would die to their explosions.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Using this advantage, Found and Rym led all of the animals to a distant solar system where they could live in peace.

And from then on, the two were a duo.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar hadn't forgotten and knew he should pick an heir. He rubbed his forehead then asked Sequence if they would help him choose.

Nameless offered some unsolicited advice. "Don't regard this as giving your heir a gift. Becoming a Narrator is a horribly traumatic experience, and being one is a terrible burden that strains the greatest of minds."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless offered some unsolicited advice. "Don't regard this as giving your heir a gift. Becoming a Narrator is a horribly traumatic experience, and being one is a terrible burden that strains the greatest of minds."

He nodded, going through his thoughts. Thaidakar went to his mansion and sat down at his desk, starting to think deeply about what he was to do.

 

Meanwhile, Mythos was nearly himself again. he was living in an apartment with AdoKho, Spook's son, and he was having a good time. He was just finishing a letter from Micheal, when there was an explosion and a through a dusty hole in the wall, a hamster in a lab coat walked out. 

He smiled, which was an odd expression on a hamster, and said in a squeaky voice, "prepare to meet your destiny, foul narrator!"

Mythos blinked then started laughing, hard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Narrator Wizard got bored after engendering the creation of the exploding kittens and their subsequent absence. So Wizard decided to create a new race of creatures, the yak dragons.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos chuckled as the annoyed hamster glowered at him, "what's so funny?"

Mythos finally stopped, wiping the tears out of his eyes. he now had an obviously fake serious expression, "nothing, nothing."

The hamster glared at him, "I am Doctor Lichteinschteinzair. I am your soon to be killer." he drew a mordite sword.

[NameIess]

Nin's apprentice slammed the door of Mythos' room open, crushing the Doctor into the wall.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nin's apprentice slammed the door of Mythos' room open, crushing the Doctor into the wall.

Mythos nodded appreciatively, "he was getting rather annoying."

Doctor Lich-etc. tried to get up.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Mythos nodded appreciatively, "he was getting rather annoying."

Doctor Lich-etc. tried to get up.

Nin's apprentice looked confusedly at the hamster, then back at Mythos. "Who is that?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym appeared because important things were happening.

Three yak dragons crashed through the wall opposite where Mythos was standing.

[NameIess]

Nin's apprentice punched one of them in the face.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nin's apprentice looked confusedly at the hamster, then back at Mythos. "Who is that?"

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

Rym appeared because important things were happening.

Three yak dragons crashed through the wall opposite where Mythos was standing.

"Doctor- uh- long name. I dunno, I was reading a l-" he turned abruptly, catching a dragon by the mouth and throwing it back out the hole in the wall.