The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

Meanwhile, the Cellist set off on a quest to actually do something about the situation.

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Edited August 4, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

What exactly the situation was, no one really knew.

[That1Cellist he/him]

That was because the narrators kept changing the plot to something else at the speed of light.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Except that Thaidakar's narration powers couldn't be taken away. not that way.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist's point from his previous comment was instantly proven by Thaidakar's last comment, and then reinforced by the Cellist switching the plot back.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar shrug, "I do what I can." he then started wondering if he should try and find the cure to cancer.

[NameIess]

Nameless pointed out that it would be useless to cure cancer, as no one really existed, and they were all fictional beings created in the minds of real people.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist was looking for a cure anyways, because he felt bad for the fictional characters he and his comrades had created.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then started building a shrine to Oogway.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It turned out to be the cure for cancer.

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged and created the cure for cancer, effectively eradicating a disease that had been a problem about 7 times in the history of TLT, if you were being generous.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Journey to 2,000 pages had nearly been completed.

[NameIess]

Nameless considered @'ing a whole bunch of people on page 2k.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist was not opposed to this plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard was not opposed to the plan either.

[NameIess]

Nameless considered who to @.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist reminded Nameless that if he was not careful, he could make people mad.

[NameIess]

Nameless knew this, of course, but was really only concerned about whether he should @ Ene.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist was not sure, as he hadn't had any interaction with that user before. He also warned that the planning time was quickly running out.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"@'ing Ene should be fine as it isn't chaos." Mentions Wizard.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"It still could be risky." The Cellist cautioned.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"You could just @ all seventy eight people who openly follow the thread."

[NameIess]

Nameless figured that was a decently good idea. In any case, there wasn't too much time to plan, only two more posts if he counted right.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard concurred that Nameless was right and that there was only one post left now.

[NameIess]

So Nameless took that post, giving Wizard the burden of being the first post on page 2,000 and @'ing everybody.