The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

But of course nobody knew that because the story had been eaten.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Except for the storymonger.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But he did not interfere with the narrators and this universe, as he had given them dominion over the realm.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

He regretted that. A lot.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But his decision had been made, but sometimes he wondered if he should return, since the narrators were making a mess of his beautiful universe.

[NameIess]

But then he saw the awesome rainbow of pure happiness that Nameless was making, and decided they weren’t doing too bad a job of it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar started to realize he should probably go back soon. He pulled out a book and carefully wrote a few more pages in it. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

Thaidakar was writing down the story of him and the fly, since he remembered it all.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

No, he was actually writing his life story.

Kelsier Von Efflier walked up to his son, Thaidakar. Thaidakar said, "um... I forgot I narrated you into existence."

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled out the forbidden techniques and helpfully Unnarrated Kelsier Von Efflier from existence.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist thanked Nameless for removing such an atrocity from existence, even though Kelseir Von Efflier hadn't done anything except...

[NameIess]

For a few things in Thaidakar's backstory.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Such as attempting to turn Thaidakar into a waffle.

[NameIess]

And teaching Thaidakar to play catch.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar shivered, and abandoning him at age two and then brainwashing him at age twelve then abandoning him again.

[NameIess]

Really, it was better for everyone that Nameless had Unnarated him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Everyone (non personified) agreed.

Thaidakar started building a monument to Flinder the Sandwichman. he had saved many lives, but had tragically died. Jim Carey had killed him with his dancing before he himself died.

[NameIess]

In fact, Jim Carey had wiped out half the universe before being killed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar started filming a documentary about the allgod era.

[NameIess]

Nameless published a book about the Great Candy War.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist Played Cello

[NameIess]

This resulted in world peace and happiness throughout the multiverse.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Or, until Mythos came back to sanity. It all started when Thaidakar wondered what had happened to Mythos. he then had searched for mythos and found him, he narrated his sanity back.

Mythos blinked, looking around, "what, where, when?" he looked around Thaidakar's study and groaned, "how long has it been?"

"atleast a month," said Thaidakar, "it's a little hazy to me."

[NameIess]

AdoKho took notice of this and got slightly angry. He'd been enjoying making Mythos delve deeper and deeper into the depths of insanity.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

AdoKho turned and whispered something to AdoKho about advanced narrational pulses and insanity waves.