The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm stood on the sidelines intending to make sure not too much violent stuff happened. 

[Cosmerenomics Enthusiest.]

But he decided that was too much work and decided to sell tickets to see the fight with complementary tea.

[NameIess]

Nameless ignored all the large chainsaws, rocket launchers, laser cannons, and shovels, instead going straight for a locked chest at the back of his armory. Inside it was a small dagger with the word 'death' inscribed on the sheath in the ancient tongue. He smiled, nodding to himself as he tucked it into his cloak.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar watched with interest as legions of withergeists showed up and attacked both sides. Even the witherlord was confused.

[NameIess]

Nameless banished all the withergeists to the shadow realm, then had Unintelligible launch the Dark Troopers into the gathered Ghanderflaffle assault force before they could recover.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Suddenly a band of narrators narrated Nameless into an endless and inescapable pit with only one way out. and that way out was kept by none other than Nameless' worst enemy.

[NameIess]

Nameless quickly negotiated his release with Order, his greatest enemy, and attacked the other Narrators from behind.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar was even more interested as he asked Moni what she thought of the narrator who created her.

[NameIess]

Moni gave a noncommittal shrug.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

He sighed, "I missed the days when we had more of a steady plot. now that, that was interesting. when we had clear goals and the tension." he did a chef's kiss, "that was magnificent."

[NameIess]

"Well, I kinda like the quiet. No one's tried to kill me for a good few pages now. Plus it helps draw in new Narrators, which Nameless likes. Plot is intimidating when you're just exploring your powers for the first time."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Plot.” Sequence said distastefully. “The founders of this place never meant for it to exist, so why should it?”

[NameIess]

Nameless appeared, covered in the blood of Narrators. "Really? Cause I thought that plot was how TLT started."

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This thread is an attempt to make the longest thread ever.  We got shut down in the Intro section and were told to come here. So the way to do this is to make a story. One sentence at a time. Put the story in bold so we can identify it from other things. Other discussion is allowed, but the story is the excuse to start. Here we go.

"It was pretty random, even from the beginning, but making a story was always the intention."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"It's a plotless story," Bookwyrm added, "But still a story."

Suddenly the floor of the arena that this large battle was going to take place on turned into a volcano and erupted.

[NameIess]

Nameless took this opportunity to pull out his ultimate weapon.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A seagull stole it.

[NameIess]

Nameless cursed under his breath and pulled out his handheld Death Star cannon instead.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was not yet fully operational.

Also, the plans for the Death Star cannon had been stolen by the previous seagull's friend.

The Seagull Rebellion had begun to rise.

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed maniacally, revealing his second Death Star cannon that was in fact, fully operational.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The seagulls pulled out their own handheld death star cannons and started firing at Nameless.

[NameIess]

This only revealed the full extent of his secret plan. The Death Star beams deflected harmlessly off of Nameless' energy shield, which was tethered to Thaidakar's lifeforce.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Pandemonium ensued

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin watched on in amusement and horror. Then he stabbed narrator with his R.C.M.K, which was the most powerful weapon in existence at the time.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This saved Nameless's life as narrator was going to stab him.

[NameIess]

This was in a flashback to his troubled past, before he became the awesome ninja master he was today.