The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And fell into a coma in the snow, but...

Edited July 24, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
Ninja'd

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Using his Pure Willpower, Nin was able to make it to the top.

[NameIess]

While unconscious.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This feat summoned the quest guild who revived Nin from being frozen, but he had lost...

Edited July 24, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

One of his hands.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was his left hand.

[NameIess]

He also lost half of his face.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And both his pinkie toes.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, he was awarded a R.C.M.K

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He could no longer wield it properly.

[NameIess]

But he could still hang it up on his wall, which, combined with his awesome scars, finally cemented his Legendary Ninja status.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Except he was challenged...

[NameIess]

By an annoying young guy with confidence issues.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Who went by the name of Sam.

[Cosmerenomics Enthusiest.]

Sam had family issues lots of them.

[NameIess]

So Nin became Sam's awesome mentor guy.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin sent Sam on a quest so Sam could gain his own measure of ninja coolness.

[NameIess]

Sam had a journey that was twice as cool and awesome as Nin’s then came back with two R.C.M.K’s

[Cosmerenomics Enthusiest.]

Though he was confused about what an R.C.M.K was.

[NameIess]

Nin quickly explained that an R.C.M.K was a Really Cool Magic Katana.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Sam complained that he'd rather have a broadsword.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sam’s third cousin twice removed got him one for his birthday, which happened to be that very day.

[NameIess]

Then Nin challenged Sam to a fight to show him how to respect the traditions of the past.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so Nin attaked Sam before he could react.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Sam got run through with the R.C.M.K. because of Nin’s superior weapon and the fact that Sam had never trained with a broadsword in his life.

Edited July 25, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade