The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was covered in fungus.

[NameIess]

Dangerous fungus.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Which caused anyone within five miles of it to spontaneously explode after a few minutes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Or a few hours in AdoKho's case.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But AdoKho's few hours were up.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so Thaidakar's movie had its newest explosion.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was a spectacular explosion indeed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So spectacular that all the colors went wack.

[NameIess]

They eventually settled down in black and white.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Which were, of course, the colors of Ruin and Preservation.

[NameIess]

But that was irrelevant.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Because the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising.

And this time it was a SPACE EMPIRE.

[NameIess]

The black and white color scheme was a rather strange contrast, but that didn't stop them from conquering the unknown universe.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Once they had conquered the Unknown Universe, the Ghanderflaffle Space Empire turned to conquering the Known Universe, which by comparison was much, much smaller. It only took them seventeen seconds.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

From there they moved on to the Somewhat Known Universe, which was slightly bigger.

Glad to see how much this has grown in my absence!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But then the Ghanderflaffles realized they had forgotten to conquer the Hobbits.

[NameIess]

So they hired them as chefs instead.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, the Ghanderflaffles only got half as much as the food they ordered, because Hobbits eat a lot.

[NameIess]

But they could just order twice as much food, so it was alright.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Except the Hobbits began eating more and more of the food. And they also complained if the Ghanderflaffles ordered too much. All of this piled up until the Hobbits began to revolt.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So the Ghanderflaffles hired a consultant.

[NameIess]

The consultant told the Hobbits to stop revolting, and they did.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They instead fried the consultant and fed him to the ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffles didn't appreciate this.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This made everyone happy, and let the Ghanderflaffles continue conquering the Somewhat Known Universe.

Unfortunately, this is where Butt Venture lived.

Edited July 19, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd. Which is somewhat impressive, considering the post before the ninja was 26 minutes ago.