The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Something incredibly epic...

[NameIess]

An indescribably horrifying sight. Thousands upon thousands of Krakatrice souls, slain unjustly.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Along side a hoard of legenarium.

[NameIess]

But most important of all, the power of the ancient Prophecy gleamed with a light that saturated everything, revealing truth wherever it passed.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden confused everyone.

[NameIess]

This caused Nameless to accidentally turn his soul cage into a soul render, thereby causing every single Krakatrice soul to be rended into pure energy.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The prophecy scroll bespoke the truth to the Krakitrice.

[NameIess]

If he took the prophecy, he would finally have the power to fulfill it. The ancient power of the Krakatrice would finally be unlocked.

Edited July 12, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so the Krakitrice took the prophecy scroll.

[NameIess]

And gained all the power of every Krakatrice that had ever lived. Power great enough to quell even the mightiest of Narrators. Power great enough to fulfill the prophecy: a member of the Krakatrice race would destroy the universe.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This was, of course, all according to Eof's plan.

(I mean, if I can't change it, I might as well go along with it.)

A young Krakitrice named Ecirtikark read the prophecy. He didn't want the universe to be destroyed. He happened to like the universe.

So he went on a quest to stop the fulfillment prophecy.

Edited July 12, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

Thus begins the tale that ended in the destruction of every Krakatrice save one. The tale of Ecirtikark the Krakatrice is perhaps the greatest tragedy of all time. One Krakatrice sacrificed everything to save the universe, and it was not enough.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It all started when Ecirtikark attempted to steal The Prophecy Scroll.

[NameIess]

The souls of the dead Krakatrice, much fewer and more peaceful in those days, had banished him for this sacrilege.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And so Ecirtikark was trapped in the Unnumbered Dimension by the Souls of the Dead Krakitrice. He dwelt there for an untold, unimaginably long time. First, he worried that the universe would be destroyed, and that he wouldn't be able to stop it.

Then, he grew angry. 

How dare they trap him here? How dare they take away his one opportunity to save everything and everyone that existed?

Ecirtikark seethed in his infinite prison.

Until...

[NameIess]

A mysterious being offered him a deal.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This being told him that if Ecirtikark agreed to follow what he said, Ecirtikark would be able to save the universe.

This being, unbeknownst to Ecirtikark, was Eof the Ultimate Foe.

[NameIess]

With Ecirtikark's acceptance, Eof set into motion an incredible plan. At a snap of his fingers, the cage disappeared. Another snap, and the universe exploded and was recreated, destroying the souls of the Krakatrice and leaving the prophecy unguarded. The stage was set for Ecirtikark to save the universe once and for all.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But then, as the universe began to re-make itself, Eof stabbed Ecirtikark in the back with his Foeblade.

This was Eof's plan. He was to create a universe in which he was the supreme ruler, and Ecirtikark was someone he could not let live.

The universe re-formed, and Eof made himself as the ultimate ruler of everything. He was now Eof, the Ultimate King.

Eof's master plan was complete.

[NameIess]

But then something went wrong. As Eof had known it would. as Ecirtikark died, a Narrator destroyed the Krakatrice race. And new guardians of the prophecy were reborn, pushing Eof back into the darkness from whence he came.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

These new Guardians were known as the Banishers, for they were the ones who had Banished Eof into The Darkness.

[NameIess]

It was these Banishers that Nameless had accidentally slain, the power of which now flowed into the Last Krakatrice as he took the prophecy.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So infact, the last few pages meant nothing, except to provide an excellent backstory.

[NameIess]

But it was still awesome backstory, so everyone loved it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But the universe was still remade. Again.

"How many times has the universe of TLT been remade, anyway?" Bookwyrm asked to no one in particular.