The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They found themselves in a maze of kittens.

Edited July 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But only one of them was Found. The rest were lost.

[NameIess]

They recruited the kittens and the maze, then continued hunting for the voice.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Except one stepped on one and exploded.

Edited July 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

One was angry that he had exploded.

[NameIess]

So he hugged Truthlash.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The cats stared at the humans and dared them to step on another without catnip.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, the maze had plenty.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It all disappeared in an eyeblink.

[NameIess]

Somewhat satisfied, the mob continued chasing the voice.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Except for One, who had made friends with Found the Kitten.

[NameIess]

In terms of killing voices and joining mobs, one was all done. For at the sound of Found, all thoughts went to knots, and hopelessly entranced he sat by the cat.

Edited July 12, 2022 by Nameless

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven peacefully sat down next to the cat.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten was equally pleased and confused that people had begun sitting around him.

[NameIess]

Then Found's eyes began to swim.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found yelped and chased after his eyes. He liked seeing.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

All the cats poured into the room and chased Found's eyes.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven at that moment realized that he was, in fact, a cat. A jazz cat. 

*STEVEN JAZZZZZZZZZZES*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He is supported by a group of backup jazz cats.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found, in a desperate effort to protect his eyes, ate all of the other cats. (Except for Stephen, who wasn't chasing Found's eyes.)

[NameIess]

The cats then began chasing Found's uvula.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

He is supported by a group of backup jazz cats.

The budding cats start a band. It is one of those undercat stories where the smaller people stick it to the bigger and more corrupt people

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As cats started running into each other, explosions became rampant.

[NameIess]

In fact, they became so rampant that it drew the attention of the mysterious evil voice of death.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven desperately begins to look for a green defuse card. Rainbow cats and Tacocats appear, along with a big fat NOPEEEEEE