The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

For the moment, they had a greater enemy: The general. Leader of the last surviving Ghanderflaffle army, the general fought on against impossible odds and somehow came out on top time after time.

Edited July 8, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So they hired The Mink and they beat The general.

[NameIess]

The Mink was so impressed with the general's tactics that he switched sides after that first battle.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So the sith switched sides as the Ghanderflaffles had many that could be nudged onto the path of the sith.

[NameIess]

The general saw this as an excellent opportunity to lure all the sith into a trap and kill them.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The problem was, he was one that the sith converted, by the use of silly string.

[NameIess]

It was at this moment that the real general came out of hiding. The scattered remnants of the Ghanderflaffle empire flocked together under her banner, determined to defeat the sith that had conquered their empire.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The sith called on the army of Kang and Ultron to defeat THE GENERAL.

[NameIess]

The general chose this time to reveal what she'd been doing while in hiding: Locating one of the legendary ancient Ghanderflaffle talismans of war.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The sith pull out their corrupted jedi artifacts and empower their enemies with the power of spaghetti.

[NameIess]

The general used the talisman she'd found to empower her soldiers with happiness, bravery, and determination.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This clashed with their spaghetti traits in a most curious way. It...

[NameIess]

Caused all the Sith to spontaneously become Jedi.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This had unfortold repercusions.

[NameIess]

Such as all the former Sith being very sad at their former actions, and doing everything they could to make up for their former evil.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This caused all the newly made Jedi to leave the army.

 

 

[NameIess]

Which caused everything to go back to normal.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so Nameless's jaw was hidden to the world.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Then a Cellist showed up.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard appeared and pulled out his cello, challenging the a Cellist to a cello duel.

Edited July 9, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Nameless quickly stapled on a hideous-looking prosthetic jaw that regularly spat green flames that could burn souls into ash.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile the jedi were being corrupted by a newly found, extremely powerful sith artifact.

[NameIess]

But at this point, the entire galaxy distrusted the Jedi, so there was no danger of a repeat of the universe-takeover incident.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much revelry.

[NameIess]

And a gigantic party.