The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

The Anti-cheat raised its invisible hand. It would sacrifice itself for the greater good. The anti-cheat remade the world in its own image, fixing the portal. However, this caused the old anti-cheat to revive; thus, in creating a new anti-cheat, Silhouette the anti-cheat was redundant.

He deascended from the Anti-Cheat shard. Now he was a normal non-NPC (non-non-playable-character) and could interact in the world once more

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone pointed to Moni. “She’s a human right? Use her.” Everyone began to dig a hole in the ground to hide in. “… THE DIRT IS COMING UP IN BLOCKS!”

(ninja’d)

Edited June 6, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[NameIess]

Nameless blinked. "Wow. Didn't expect anyone to actually volunteer. Alright. Let's get out of here and back to the real thread. Someone carry Everyone through the portal. And no, we're not sacrificing Moni."

Edited June 6, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile the son had finished spliting and their lightsabers had finished as well.

[NameIess]

The light side Son was overcome with grief and regret at his actions. The dark side Son picked up both lightsabers and ignited them

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless blinked. "Wow. Didn't expect anyone to actually volunteer. Alright. Let's get out of here and back to the real thread. Someone carry Everyone through the portal. And no, we're not sacrificing Moni."

Everyone gave Nameless an annoyed look from their one block deep hole in the ground.

Edited June 6, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[NameIess]

Nameless stepped through the portal, followed by everyone else, returning to a thread that had been ruined by Herobrine's evil rule.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The lightside son sacrificed himself to contain the dark side son. This released Wizard, Ultron, and Kang from their imprisonment.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, they could do nothing to best Herobrine's unstoppable army.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Herobrine’s army wanted to quit their job.

[NameIess]

But they were mind-controlled to be unable to do so. This was a problem.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard left to find a cure and left a sign.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was a problem indeed. Nothing that couldn’t be solved with a little bit of FLEX TAPE.

(Ninja’d)

Edited June 6, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[NameIess]

. . . Okay, maybe a lot of FLEX TAPE.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

More FLEX TAPE than was in the entire universe of TLT.

[NameIess]

So everyone set out on a quest to obtain MORE FLEX TAPE.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was a very painful quest. 

[NameIess]

Many Bothans died to obtain the extra FLEX TAPE.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Render Cackled evily at the destruction.(render is like a super-ruin)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Hey you know what I think is funny?” Someone asked their friend sitting next to them. “Heh, Bothans.”

(Ninja’d)

Edited June 6, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[NameIess]

Herobrine laughed twice as evilly as Render.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

However, Herobrine was still Render's minion.

[NameIess]

He was just way eviler than Render.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was very confusinating.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Render was destruction incarnate, destroying everything more fully than the Witherlord.