The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Hm, the new generation seems to have brought TLT back from it's complicated haze to it's original random state... Good for them!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

"Hm, the new generation seems to have brought TLT back from it's complicated haze to it's original random state... Good for them!"

Thank you

"Forsooth I hav'st Odium for thee to fight."

That was really bad shakespearn english

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Thus began the great Flaffle war of 273.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This war was the only reality not consumed by the Nameless ends yet.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But it was actually the great Flaffle war of 1805.

Odium's forces clashed violently with the Ghanderflaffles. But while Odium's Fused kept coming back after each Everstorm, the Ghanderflaffles had no way of replenishing their forces.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This led to the ninja's joining the Ghanderflaffle side.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The leader of the ninjas turned out to be Somepeople.

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming at this sudden and unexpected revelation.

[NameIess]

But then the Ghanderflaffles won the war and conquered everything.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So this revelation was short lived, but it came back after the Ghanderflaffles were all revealed to be ninjas.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, the ningas were on their way from the Academy of ningas and gramar to sort out all of this madness.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

AoNaG produced the best ninjas in the land so of course Butt Venture went to join.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He was disappointed to find that the aforementioned Academy did not, in fact, produce ninjas, and trained ningas instead.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What was the difference we'll never know, or will we?

[NameIess]

Unintelligible knew the difference, of course, but he was sworn to secrecy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The difference was a very close guarded secret. In fact, The Difference had never been to a public place before. It was quite sad.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Difference could only be found by a cat walking on a keyboard at the time of a full moon during april 1st.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There were in fact, many ways. That was simply the easiest.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The reason The Difference was so hard to find was because he was in a very,

very, 

very deep hole.

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The easiest way to get to him was via subtracting

[NameIess]

At last seventy-five thousand baby seals.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And adding 500 alligators and crocodiles.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was deemed by experts as an, "Impossible task."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Though it was deemed by Hiccup Horendous Haddock the Third a "improbable task." He then set out to prove that it was possible.

[NameIess]

Which was why Unintelligible couldn't tell anyone the real way to discover the difference.