The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

These futures were fed to the end as Eof looked to his producers (narrators) for new ideas to entertain the public. "Perhaps the narrators should become aware of the outside world," he mused.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"How DARE you propose such a thing?!" Sequence exclaimed.

[NameIess]

Nameless pointed out that he was already aware of the outside world.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Yes but it frustrates me that we are stuck at the whims of Eof and we could break free of him," said Wizard.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Nameless End finished eating half of the futures in two minutes. 

you want to learn TOWWACBob's name, right? let me finnish

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Hurry @Thaidakar the Ghostblood or were all doomed"

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, new futures kept popping up at a remarkable pace. Almost as if there were dozens of godlike beings continually attempting to develop the world according to their whims.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

If he is not back soon, I will let someone else discover his name, Watch for PMs.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Unfortunately, new futures kept popping up at a remarkable pace. Almost as if there were dozens of godlike beings continually attempting to develop the world according to their whims.

you do not understand the mechanics of Nameless ends, Nameless. At least I didn't bring the one who would eat the world and leave nothing

sorry for double posting

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Many of these worlds that were eaten were horrible with a ratio of 10:5:2.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided to go shout at the Nameless End.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm contemplated on the mixed nature of the Narrators, in that they were both storytellers and characters at the same time.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard contemplated on the fact that narrators could read other people's minds as well as make them do things they didn't wish to do.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

To emphasize this, Eof smacked himself in the face.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was Irrelevant as all things are.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Because despite being eradicated, the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising.

I wonder how many times people have said that on this thread.

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Why must you bring them back," cried Snotlout As Well As.... "For I had destroyed them and now I curse them to only be able to talk in shakespearan english."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Arrow Quivered.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Forsooth!" The emperor of the Ghanderflaffles said. "Why hast thou cursed us with this vilest of curses?!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

The Arrow Quivered.

Trials of Apollo reference?

"For thou were a ravin upon the land."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Ghanderflaffles were very displeased.

So they hired a consultant.

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Thou can'st do'st this for thou hast done this four times at least."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Thou hast underestimated our Consultant hiring funds, vile foe. Thou shalt regret the day you cursed us with this most terrible of curses!"

I can't do Shakespearean English very well.

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Trials of Apollo reference?

"For thou were a ravin upon the land."

yup. honestly, the arrow is my favorite character in there.

3 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Thou hast underestimated our Consultant hiring funds, vile foe. Thou shalt regret the day you cursed us with this most terrible of curses!"

I can't do Shakespearean English very well.

neither can the arrow.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Of course I regret it for I can't speak it very well."